Personally you can take or leave cunnilingus. You enjoy eating your girlfriend out but you’d much rather be a receiver than a giver. When it comes to porn, though, very few things beat watching two gorgeous horny young ladies dive between each others’ legs and lap, suck, and lick both labia and clitoris with gusto. Gentlemen (and hopefully ladies), that’s what Cunt Munchers is all about! Offering and allegedly exclusive collection of British babes snackin’ on snatch, Cunt Munchers can only hope to overcome its jejunity and inexperience in the same way its models clearly have.
Short of being awarded an Olympic gold medal immediately after the conclusion of your sexual encounter, ejaculating inside a woman is about as grand an award as any straight guy can imagine. When you're that close to the evolutionary process and the circle of life, when you're intimately involved in the potential creation of new life, well, it's a hoot, isn't it? Creampie Cuties is thankfully free from unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases, allowing for pure erotic satisfaction in every scene. Unfortunately, the site's shortcomings (of which there are plenty) aren't as ultimately satisfying.
Tussinee, oh Tussinee. Where have you been-ee all my life-ee, bab-ee? Standing 5'0" tall on the dot, this 25-year-old Thai hottie shows off her incredibly slender but banging body on this, her eponymous official website, in exclusive photo galleries and scenes of moving images so delightfully tropical and seductive you'll likely start drooling even before you log in. Grab a tissue, though, 'cause Tussinee's site is so disappointing it might be tears you'll be catching after a quick look around. Oh, Tussinee, what have you done?
Instead of keeping your head down and spending your remaining college days studying for a degree that won't get you anywhere but immersed in debt, why not salvage your time at school and do something useful. Like fuck on a stack of air mattresses covered in oil. While another girl sits on your face. And wears a donkey mask. While your friends record the whole thing on video, intending to share it with the world via college-themed party-porn site, Dare Dorm. Well, why not? After all, a libido and sense of adventure is a terrible thing to waste.
You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.
With Indian women all to often getting shafted at the porn casting stage and not on set (as we'd all love to see), a site focusing on these exotic Subcontinental beauties needed to be created. The result of AllofGFs efforts in that regard, The Indian Porn, might seem very promising at the outset, but with all the most beautiful girls slathered on the tour pages and the members area filled with less-than-dynamite "babes", it's easy to tell the road to satisfaction via The Indian Porn will be a rocky one.
You want your porn dirty, right? You want it hot, too, of course, which is no doubt what led you to this, Mr. Pink's very first review of Dirty Hot Productions. Started by four guys who wanted to ensure porn fans had access to premium hardcore content that didn't waste time with pleasantries like dialogue and pointless set dressing, content that instead headed straight for the fucking! Far from perfect and only barely delivering on this promise, Dirty Hot Productions doesn't really manage to make much of an impression this time around. Maybe in a few years once it has evolved then you'll find your faithful review churner-outerer suggesting a hasty, blind sign-up. But certainly not now.
Fort Lauderdale is one of those places most Mr. Pink's readers would have heard of, but never been to, am I right? Well, had you spent as much time in Fort Lauderdale as our friend, the owner and operator (and sometime faceless star) of Fort Lauderdale Babes, you too would not only be neck-deep in pussy, you'd be the driving force behind one of the most genuine amateur adult websites on the 'net. Finding slightly-above-average-looking girls on the streets and beaches of the titular town, our man brings them home for a bit of rumpy and leaves the camera on the while time, capturing every delicious DIY second for his devoted followers and soon-to-be-members. But doing all the work yourself always has its drawbacks, some of them are here so devastating that maybe a breath of fresh air is needed to bring some life to Fort Lauderdale Babes, if only to preserve a record of the hotties that once packed the infamous Elbo Room.