Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?
With a top-notch pornstar for an older sister, Brittany Preston could've taken her adult life in almost any direction and she wouldn't disappoint her parents as much as big sis, Tiffany. Strange, then, that Brittany decided to follow in her elder sibling's footsteps and make the leap into adult entertainment on her very own website Tiffany Preston's My Kinky Sister. It's not just the site that Brittany owes to Tiffany, either, but her entire success. God knows she didn't earn it through My Kinky Sister, which is not only hugely underdeveloped and mismanaged, but not really all that kinky, either. Siblings don't always make the best co-workers, true, but maybe there's more to Tiffany's influence on her lil' sister than first meets the eye. So come along as, in true Mr. Pink's fashion, we dive headfirst into Brittany's online home to find out once and for all what the fuck is up with My Kinky Sister!
Meet Justine and Diana and their website of the exact same name, Justine and Diana. They're young German women with slender, sexy bodies and a wide ranging wardrobe of sultry, seductive outfits they'll be trying on and slowly removing for your erotic entertainment. Both Justine and Diana seem to be lovely young ladies, but I'm afraid they're not terribly exciting. Do they get more exciting once you peel back the covers of their official website? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out. Wanna tag along?
Sarah's got an athletic physique and a charming smile. Melli is more fully-figured, a bit chubby, but nevertheless makes quite an impression. Together, Sarah and Melli, on their so-named joint site, present would-be fans with a tempting proposition: give us twenty bucks and spend a month in our sultry company. Beware, though, fellas! Sarah and Melli have only just setup shop here and there's hardly any content online. They may look like innocent sweethearts who'd never do you wrong, but their site, it could have other intentions.
Expectations are, well, lukewarm for Teen Pink Videos as I enter my log-in details and hit the update page for the first time in what seems like (and probably is) years. What, updates have stalled? What's going on here? Must I inform my loyal readers that Teen Pink Videos is deader than Sid Vicious and Nancy Spudgen combined? Sorry, folks, but it looks that way. For more information on what exactly happened to Teen Pink Videos and what anyone signing up now is getting for their money, read on!
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Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!