Thinking of getting the hell out of Dodge and jetting off to the sunny shores of Brazil for a few weeks? Great idea, dude, but if you’re hoping to get laid so often you’ll set some kind of Brazilian record for foreign sexual athleticism, don’t bother. Mike, the host and lead stuntcock of Mike In Brazil, has already beaten you to it. Fucking his way through the entire eligible female population of Rio de Janeiro and then some, Mike’s sexual adventures are a sight to behold and are only available at Mike In Brazil.

Some idiot on Last Comic Standing made a joke in which he detailed men’s opposition to marriage and incurred some verbal abuse from yours truly. The idea that men don’t want to get married is, as far as I’m concerned, a total fallacy. Take a look at Chica of Chica’s Place. Who wouldn’t want to pledge commitment and faithfulness to a woman this impressively hot and pervasively sexual? While you have almost no hope of ever marrying Chica - Dave already did that and they seem pretty blissful together - you can enjoy the sexual side of her marriage at Chica’s Place.

8th Street Latinas has a reputation for being one of the hottest and most exciting Latina porn sites on the ‘net. Starring dozens upon dozens of saucy little cholas, the guys behind 8th Street make it their duty to bring you only the best. The chicks are hot, the sex is great and the site is very well designed and tailored for easy navigation. 8th Street is also a member of the Reality Kings network and membership provides you with access to all 27 of their sites. Ay ay ay! Muy excelente!

So you never got to score touchdowns on or off the football field and those meatheads that always styled your mop-top in the toilet bowl always managed to get the hotter chicks, leaving you to stick with homelier, more gawkish girls. Don't sweat it, you can always join Team Skeet. A network of eight hardcore sites. Team Skeet may indeed be young and somewhat immature, but it also presents some thoroughly thrilling hardcore fuckfests. Check this shit out, bro!

Sometimes the world of Internet pornography can seem a little too white bread. Sure, you've got Asians and African-Americans on many sites; but when you're after real international flavor, you're much better of checking out the worldwide fuckfest that is ATK Exotics. With women from almost every corner of the globe, ATK Exotics offers what most racially themed sites fail to deliver: true variety. The site sure has a few problems, but a monthly membership is substantially cheaper than a four-month trip to all corners of the globe, wouldn’t you say?

La Zona Modelos is yet another Latina site that tries, in more ways than one, to give you the ultimate south of the border experience. Full of gorgeously gorgeous girls, the quality of women is La Zona Modelos' biggest asset. If you're dead keen on checking out some sexy Latin babes without hanging outside your local Taqueria, you could do a lot worse than wander over to La Zona Modelos.

I Want Latina presents some of the hottest babes South and Central America has to offer. They’re tanned, olive-skinned, dark-haired beauties who love to get down and dirty on your computer screen. Are there enough of them? Do they really look that hot? Can they whip up a killer huevos rancheros while nursing a tequila hangover? All these questions and more will be answered below, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood porn reviewer, Mr. Pink!

Argentina Triple X offers you 21 of the hottest 100% authentic Argentinean women in some superhot hardcore sex scenes. The site's main problem is its relatively small collection of content - although there are a few smaller issues as well, so be sure to check the site out for yourself after allowing me to present some solid facts, figures and opinions in this here review.

A girl taking a load of cum on her face may not seem like the most mutually beneficial way to end the sex act but it can, in fact, be a healthy addition to the young woman's beauty regimen. Which brings us to Nasty Makeup, a site that offers up the hottest Argentinean women getting their faces covered in hot sticky man-juice. The site has a few problems but it is young and growing daily, or should I say, young and only growing three times a month?