Sick of scrounging your savings for a weekend in the a Southeast Asian pussy paradise and never setting down on Filipino soil? Try your luck with Foxy Babes Network instead then. With six advertised (and a few unadvertised) websites focusing on the most beautiful young women the region has to offer, Foxy Babes Network could very well be the best site of its kind, but that won’t happen without a fair bit of work from the webmasters.

If you never went to college and always regretted it, Shane’s World Online is here to make you feel even shittier by showing you all the great times missed out on. Girls, girls, girls… (and, I suppose, beer, weed, and massive parties) that’s what college life is all about! If that’s not enough to make any red-blooded American male happy, what is? Well, how about consistent updates, an easy-to-use website, and fresh new content that offers surprises and satisfaction with every mouse click? Uh, Shane…? How about those things? Shane? (I guess Shane had one too many tequila slammers…)

The folks at Crazy Fetish Pass aim to deliver to their potential members a collection of extreme fetish porn so lively, so exciting, so crazy that the horny bastards will have no choice but to throw down forty bucks (forty bucks?) and sign up for a monthly membership. Unfortunately for them (and those of you who already have handed over the dough), there are a number of areas in which Crazy Fetish Pass operates at a less-than-satisfactory level.

Dreaming of the natural splendor of rural Central Europe; the lush green pastures and crisp cascading spring water beneath your naked toes? Dreaming of falling into the long grass with an unclothed woman of incredibly natural beauty and spending hours exploring each other’s bodies? Erotic Dreams 4 You is the reality-based solution to your fantastical problem, friend. Well, it is if you don’t mind a few niggling setbacks like a lack of new updates.

All Elite Pass – the name conjures up images of a small golden card that when passed over any locked security door will usher the holder into a room full of secret treasures and pleasures previously known only to a minute percentage of high society. All Elite Pass isn’t that exactly, but it is a 60-site porn network that covers a hell of a lot of ground and offers up quite a selection of delectable pornographic morsels. Dig in!

With a name like Tranny Boss, it's easy to see why I had high hopes for this all-shemale network. Unfortunately, those high hopes weren't fully realized. This network of six websites has quite a lot going for it but really needs some extra pizzazz thrown into the mix before it's going to be on anyone's must-see list, least of all someone with only a passing interest in transsexual pornography.

All Reality Pass presents a huge archive of exclusive “reality-based” porno; although just what that means can often get a little fuzzy. You’ll find plenty of the industry’s best and brightest, if not most well-known, starlets featured here and most of them do some truly exciting work. It’s just such a shame that the folks behind All Reality Pass didn’t heed the advice in the previous Mr. Pink’s review, in which I called for HD content and removal of the horrendously restrictive download limit.

Coming from those Reality Kings goons, Muffia is a porn network that wants you to show it some respect! If you’re a reasonably seasoned porn fan, chances are you’ll be directing your respect elsewhere. With a pretty small archive of content and only three regularly updating websites, Muffia needs a shot of adrenaline right to the heart. Seriously, someone needs to pull this network from the bottom of the Hudson river, shake off the concrete boots and breathe some life into it before it’s too late.

You know I only write these things out of love, right? Love of sex; love of porn; love of pornstars. You get the gist. What I don't love, however, is duplicitous pornographers that think it's cool to try to misguide their potential customers into coughing up thirty-something dollars for some mediocre fuck flicks that may or may not come in their advertized High Definition resolutions. I Love You Girls might not be tricking you into anything you really don't wanna be tricked into, but a trick is still a trick.