If you've never traveled to Thailand and visit the seedier sides of its cities, you're unlikely to have your amateur pornography featured on Submit Your Thai. But if you're even slightly interested in the small-framed, tight-pussied, sweet-looking minxes that dance and entertain guests in Phuket's Gogo bars, Submit Your Thai is bound to impress upon you a feverish desire to fuck your way through one of Southeast Asia's most naturally dazzling jewels.
Something of a sex-obsessed Lonely Planet guide to Thailand's seedier side, Thai Girls Wild offers hardcore videos, softcore galleries, nightlife documentary pictorials, and some of the lustiest, most accommodating hotties in Southeast Asia. Without true HD videos and consistent, frequent updates, though, Thai Girls Wild could easily fail to impress all but the most accepting porn viewers. As you would (or should) a real journey into the seedy heart of Phuket or Pattaya, approach Thai Girls Wild with a certain degree of caution and you could find yourself having a grand ol' time.
Mr. James Deen is not a pornstar, he's a worldwide sexual phenomenon. Bursting through the ranks of beefed-up neanderthals to herald a new era of male pornstars who are, for all their professional duties, everyday dudes. On this, his official eponymous "tube site", Deen fucks professionals and amateurs alike, welcoming Chanel Preston one week, a hipsterfied newcomer the next, and hits them both with equal fucking force. Often shot by Deen himself as he fucks his guest into worshipping him and his famous erection above all other deities, James Deen's official website offers a fascinating (and incredibly fucking hot) look at one of porn's most fascinating figures and the women he bones.
For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Naughty Tinkerbell follows the sexual adventures of one extremely kinky, pussy-pierced, super-curvy blonde cougar from Great Britain. In exclusive video and photo updates, "Tink" shares her love of urination (both pissing and drinking), stretching her lower lips with pegs and pulleys, extreme vaginal and anal insertions, and all kinds of kinky sex that'll have you marveling at her boldness (as well as her tits). Tink herself might be raunchy-as-fuck but her Naughty Tinkerbell site, I think you'll find, needs a little tender loving care.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.