While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
Globally-known Spanish-language porn sites are far from common these days, but with the backing of the famous Bang Bros, Culioneros launched in 2012 and showed huge promise. With the absolutely stunning and wildly slutty South and Central American performers joined by the occasional American or European, Culioneros and its ten exclusive websites quickly became the go-to network for any Spanish-speaker or Latina lover with thirty bucks to spare. Updates dropped off completely in late 2013, however, and Culioneros hasn't been quite the same since.
Women whose ethnic heritage traces back to Subcontinental Asia (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh etc) haven't exactly been prominent in the porn world, certainly not like East and Southeast Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Thai etc), but that's all set to change thanks to You Kama, a site that ditches all the non-Desis in favor of celebrating homegrown and professional beauties from the Subcontinent. While plagued with video and navigation issues, You Kama is quite unlike anything else on the 'net, a definitive vendor of Desi porn.
If you've never traveled to Thailand and visit the seedier sides of its cities, you're unlikely to have your amateur pornography featured on Submit Your Thai. But if you're even slightly interested in the small-framed, tight-pussied, sweet-looking minxes that dance and entertain guests in Phuket's Gogo bars, Submit Your Thai is bound to impress upon you a feverish desire to fuck your way through one of Southeast Asia's most naturally dazzling jewels.
Burning Ticket's resident "teen" site, Teen Slut Collection, might not have HD videos or an active update schedule, but it does offers some extraordinarily kinky hardcore content at a reasonable price. Produced in Germany, land of outrageous fetishism, the site shows the variety of activities German babes get up to when their libidos hit fever pitch. It's entertaining, sure, but it's not exactly the teen-focused hardcore wonderland its name implies.
For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.