Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
If you fancy yourself something of a comic book, anime, video game, sci-fi and fantasy fan but have a libido that your backyard bullies would never believe, you'll likely find solace in the arms of the My Geek Goddess models. Gussied up in the costumes of X-Men, Avengers, anime warriors, alien hunters, undead menaces, and even a Clockwork Orange droog (all female versions, of course), the ladies let their inner superheroines come to life in the exclusive photography of My Geek Goddess, where you're truly among the geekiest of friends.
They're young, they're fun, and they'll soon be smothered in cum! They're the flirtatious fillies of Total Teen Network and they're here to dazzle you with their amazing pornographic performances. Well, they'd like to, but Total Teen Network is far from the complete or perfect package. Promising HD content and delivering, well, some, this network (which, really, is a single site) relies heavily on its hot amateur models to win over new fans. Are you one such fan, willing to sacrifice a little convenience and clarity for your favorite budding starlets? Then, dear reader, let us continue into the heart of Total Teen Network.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!
You may not have the buyers necessary to make prostitution worthwhile, but as long as they keep it from the eyes of Johnny Law, the women of Fuck For Dollars certainly do. Hell, they've got plenty of guys lining up around the virtual block just to take a peek at them picking up some temp work from a friend (or however they classify it on their tax returns). From the folks at New Sensations, Fuck For Dollars is a reality-based site that sees women accepting cash payments for sexual favors, all of which have been shot in HD and are available now only at Fuck For Dollars.
I've shot porn before and likely so have you. Short of showing the occasional freeze-frame glimpse to a pal to settle a bet and confirm your superior studliness, however, most of us keep it to ourselves. Not those seen on the scorching hot three-site all-amateur network Homemade Porn Pass, though, no! Proud of their erotic artistry and technical knowhow, amateur fuckers from around the world have sent their pics and vids in to be hosted by Homemade Porn Pass. Won't you indulge their need for attention? (Hell, you can give yourself a little while you're at it.)