For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
If you fancy yourself something of a comic book, anime, video game, sci-fi and fantasy fan but have a libido that your backyard bullies would never believe, you'll likely find solace in the arms of the My Geek Goddess models. Gussied up in the costumes of X-Men, Avengers, anime warriors, alien hunters, undead menaces, and even a Clockwork Orange droog (all female versions, of course), the ladies let their inner superheroines come to life in the exclusive photography of My Geek Goddess, where you're truly among the geekiest of friends.
Naughty Tinkerbell follows the sexual adventures of one extremely kinky, pussy-pierced, super-curvy blonde cougar from Great Britain. In exclusive video and photo updates, "Tink" shares her love of urination (both pissing and drinking), stretching her lower lips with pegs and pulleys, extreme vaginal and anal insertions, and all kinds of kinky sex that'll have you marveling at her boldness (as well as her tits). Tink herself might be raunchy-as-fuck but her Naughty Tinkerbell site, I think you'll find, needs a little tender loving care.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!
They're young, they're fun, and they'll soon be smothered in cum! They're the flirtatious fillies of Total Teen Network and they're here to dazzle you with their amazing pornographic performances. Well, they'd like to, but Total Teen Network is far from the complete or perfect package. Promising HD content and delivering, well, some, this network (which, really, is a single site) relies heavily on its hot amateur models to win over new fans. Are you one such fan, willing to sacrifice a little convenience and clarity for your favorite budding starlets? Then, dear reader, let us continue into the heart of Total Teen Network.