Nope, it's not a site for death-fetishising gun owners, I Shot Myself is devoted to presenting everyday female sexuality in the most honest, sincere, and evocative fashion possible. And that, dear reader, means handing control over to the subjects themselves, the mostly Australian, mostly young, mostly white women grab a camera and shoot themselves in seductive nude poses that seem adventurous and perfectly natural at the same time. Although it is being held back (just a little bit) by its adherence to outdated video formats and image sizes, I Shot Myself is still one of the most identifiable and unique adult websites on the 'net.
Women are not dogs and neither are the men that salivate over them (though they sure do act like it sometimes), but LittleMutt's grinning, tongue-wagging hound mascot has been welcoming teen-porn lovers to this exclusive and original site since 2002 and now, after thirteen years online, LittleMutt is slowly but surely pushing towards not only its 800th scene but a bright and brilliant future peddling the 'net's finest amateur teen porn. Or, at least, that what we at Mr. Pink's hope is the case. Where does LittleMutt stand today in a world of 4K Ultra-HD videos and hyper-detailed 6000px photographs? Mr. Pink investigates.
When you're an adult performer, more specifically a woman, it was believed you only had about ten or fifteen good years to your career - and that's with the aid of a fine surgeon and an amazing agent. Nowadays, a brand-new pornstar is just as likely to be in her thirties as she is her late-teens. The MILF has triumphed and, at Karup's Older Women, it's easy to see why. Home to a large slate of photo/video porn both softcore and hardcore, all of it starring women between 30 and 80 years old, Karup's Older Women stokes the MILF desire burning within us all.
Canadians claim to trump their US neighbors at hockey, representative democracy, literacy, bacon production, and handsome heads of state, but the Yanks have always had the Canucks beat when it came to porn - that's an American industry if ever there was one! Pegas Productions is here to change all that with its teeming network of hardcore niche sites starring super-sexy homegrown Quebecois! Boasting 720p HD videos and all kinds of porn, from outdoor sex to gangbanged MILFs, the Pegas network is rife with authentic passion, fun scenarios, and excellent pro-am sex.
Ever found yourself propositioned by a taxi driver with wandering eyes? Or felt up by a too-attentive physician when sitting for a basic checkup? How about auditions, ever been to a dodgy casting call and had to suck your way to a callback? Probably not, but the women of Fake Hub have - and do! In discreetly-shot HD hardcore scenes captured from the security cameras found in taxi cabs, hospital examination rooms, and every porn casting office on the planet, stunning everyday (and professional) hussies prove that the oldest profession can actually lead to promising new career developments.
I must admit that I'm disappointed. Here I thought European hardcore site Dolls Porn would dress girls up in outfits inspired by (or directly ripping off) Barbie, Polly Pocket, even Mego's awesome 12-inch Wonder Woman figures from the late-70s, but no! Dolls Porn simply finds pretty young European girls, gives them something slightly revealing or ironically conservative to wear and invites them to fuck on camera. It's a pretty basic concept this, but with girls so fresh-faced and charming, Dolls Porn is onto a winning concept if ever there was one.
All Over 30 promises many, many things: updates six days a week, HD movies and high-res photos, and a model roster devoid completely of 'skanks' - but have all those promises been kept? I, Mr. Pink, your vigilant porno advisor investigated and analyzed this MILF-porn stalwart to bring you a review loaded with revelations and straight-up real talk. All Over 30, now in its ninth year of operation, serves up an amazingly deep and detailed assortment of porn featuring not the teens and young adults you're used to beating it to, but mature-aged beauties hell bent on exploiting their sexual prime.
Unless you’re into being restrained, chained, and viciously punished by a dominatrix (or the male equivalent), you probably haven’t ever described a sexual experience as “beautiful agony”. If you follow my advice, though, you’ll soon know exactly why that descriptive terminology is so appropriately thrown at the human orgasm. You’ll watch thousands of faces belonging to both women and men as they experiencing the heights of self-pleasure and orgasm for you, but mostly for themselves. Where will you see all of this, you ask? At one of the ‘net’s most exciting, original, even groundbreaking adult websites and home to a world of masturbatory, orgasmic ecstasy, Beautiful Agony.