You heard his name cursed by Seth Rogen and his bonehead buddies in Knocked Up and you've seen his yearly lists ranking the hottest celebrity reveals of the season, but have you actually stepped inside Mr. Skin's online wonderland to see what it's really like among all the highly-paid racks and absurdly-insured buttocks of Hollywood and beyond? With a current slate of TV offerings more liberal with the nude scenes than seasons past, and with more and more starlets stripping off in movie roles, Mr. Skin continues to ride the ever-increasing wave of celebrity obsession all the way to the bank. You… Well, you can follow him all the way to masturbatory utopia populated only by the most desired women on Earth.
Playboy has long been regarded as the only place to find an endless supply of gorgeous, seductive women. So what can improve on Playboy's already unconquerable hold on its sophisticated brand of softcore smut? Why, Playboy Plus, of course! Offering its members unlimited access to more than 3,400 image galleries and 900 videos, all of them starring the busty Playmates, slender Coeds, and bona fide Celebrities that have made Playboy a household name around the world, Playboy Plus is just like the Playboy you know and love, just, you know, plus stuff.
When Tera Patrick retired from porn, plenty of guys retired from beating off. Then Tera stayed retired and the same guys grew frustrated, wondering when she'd return and they could unleash their devoted reservoir in her honor. Now those guys are flocking to Tera Patrick dot com, Tera's official online base and the only place to enjoy new Tera content in High Definition. Is Tera's site, part of the Fame Digital network, really up to par with its neighbors Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint, and Peter North, or is it just a tired retread of Tera's former glories? On the case: your pal, Mr. Pink.
Looking for clips from the latest celebrity sex tape or the hottest scenes from whatever shit-heap chick-flick your girlfriend dragged you to on the local multiplex’s discount night? Wanna get some hardcore porn viewing done at the same time? Only one site can offer such an appetizing proposition - Nitro Video. Showing Jessica Biel alongside Nautica Thorn, this unique combination could be a real winner or a complete and utter bomb. You, the audience, as always, decide!
The world teems with more celebrities than ever before and while that might clog your Internet browsing with far too many stories about what “real women” look like and who left their husband for whom, there is a plus side. Celebrity women love attention - if they didn’t, they wouldn’t be celebrities - and grabbing the attention of everyday men and women around the world is a cinch when you’re a California Ten with a public profile: you just get your tits out. Whether pulled from a box-office blockbuster or the beach at St. Bart’s, photos and videos of nude or near-nude female celebrities have always been a hot online commodity and Celeb Matrix is yet another site peddling such wares. It doesn’t offer anything exclusive - with a setup like this, how could it? - but Celeb Matrix is still a great place to ogle whoever is in the spotlight this week.
All Elite Pass – the name conjures up images of a small golden card that when passed over any locked security door will usher the holder into a room full of secret treasures and pleasures previously known only to a minute percentage of high society. All Elite Pass isn’t that exactly, but it is a 60-site porn network that covers a hell of a lot of ground and offers up quite a selection of delectable pornographic morsels. Dig in!
Mary Carey might be known mostly as the pornstar that run for governor of California, but there’s more to this buxom blonde striptease queen than her political career. Mary’s official website, the aptly if rather unimaginatively named Mary Carey dot com, offers fans of her XXX work a chance to gobble up every explicit morsel of sexual deviancy hosted online here. Unfortunately, a small archive, infrequent updates, and a complete lack of straight and lesbian hardcore fucking makes Mary Carey’s site a little bland and only of interest to die-hard fans.
Since its inception in 1982, Playboy TV has ruled the sexually-oriented airwaves with its vivacious, educational, and often totally nude programming. Now online at Playboy TV dotcom, the world's favorite t 'n' a channel threatens to take over from your obsessive viewing of webcam feeds and YouTube videos of young sluts shaking their disappointingly covered asses to Soulja Boy tracks. Presenting everything from a Tera Patrick-hosted sex education series, School of Sex, to extreme sports, dating shows, Playmate profiles, and saucy celebrity gossip, Playboy TV aims to fill your viewing life with so many gorgeous women and adventurous programming, you'll never consider watching anything else ever again.
Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
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