Once upon a time, horny guys would sit in their La-Z-Boys and choke the chicken in front of a stream of cable television shows, movies, and rented VHS tapes. Nowadays, the Internet has made such a practice all but obsolete, replaced by the likes of Mr. Skin. Well, I say “the likes of...” but, really, no other celebrity nude site can compare to Mr. Skin’s domination of the sexier side of pop culture. Telling and, more importantly, showing you exactly when, where, and how to find naked shots of your favorite actresses, models, and musicians, Mr. Skin has become synonymous with naked celebrities. Now with more HD video content than ever and a bustling community loaded with eager beaver-watchers, Mr. Skin continues to steal the spotlight from every other nude celeb site on the ‘net.
Everyone has an issue of Playboy tucked away somewhere. Whether it’s a cover appearence by your favorite actress - Anna Faris, Kelly Brook, and Drew Barrymore all appeared under the bunny ears at some point - one of Pam Anderson’s early centerfolds, or a short interview and pictorial with some chick you knew in college, you’ve got it stashed somewhere. Well, son, throw it away! Playboy has gone digital and added enough extra bonuses that the name Playboy Plus isn’t wildly inappropriate. Go on, check it out. Do it for Hef.
Having conquered almost every other media platform known to mankind – see the limited edition Playboy USB hard drive and now out-of-print Playboy Erotic Soundscape phonograph (or Edison) cylinder – Playboy has now brought its highly successful and extremely popular television network to online viewers. Supplying members of Playboy TV with plenty of informative, adventurous, party-fueled programming, much of it including hardcore fucking and lots of beautiful naked Playmates, this is the Playboy of the future.
Looking for clips from the latest celebrity sex tape or the hottest scenes from whatever shit-heap chick-flick your girlfriend dragged you to on the local multiplex’s discount night? Wanna get some hardcore porn viewing done at the same time? Only one site can offer such an appetizing proposition - Nitro Video. Showing Jessica Biel alongside Nautica Thorn, this unique combination could be a real winner or a complete and utter bomb. You, the audience, as always, decide!
The world teems with more celebrities than ever before and while that might clog your Internet browsing with far too many stories about what “real women” look like and who left their husband for whom, there is a plus side. Celebrity women love attention - if they didn’t, they wouldn’t be celebrities - and grabbing the attention of everyday men and women around the world is a cinch when you’re a California Ten with a public profile: you just get your tits out. Whether pulled from a box-office blockbuster or the beach at St. Bart’s, photos and videos of nude or near-nude female celebrities have always been a hot online commodity and Celeb Matrix is yet another site peddling such wares. It doesn’t offer anything exclusive - with a setup like this, how could it? - but Celeb Matrix is still a great place to ogle whoever is in the spotlight this week.
Tera Patrick might have retired from performing in pornographic movies in 2009, but that doesn’t mean her legion of fans will simply stop wanting to watch her unleash her ample rack and get down to working a dick; even if it does belong to her ex-husband Evan Seinfeld. Tera fans rejoice, for Tera Patrick dot com is still alive and kicking and bringing you plenty of photo and video content, both professionally smutty as well as private and candid, of one of porn’s most notorious women.
All Elite Pass – the name conjures up images of a small golden card that when passed over any locked security door will usher the holder into a room full of secret treasures and pleasures previously known only to a minute percentage of high society. All Elite Pass isn’t that exactly, but it is a 60-site porn network that covers a hell of a lot of ground and offers up quite a selection of delectable pornographic morsels. Dig in!
Mary Carey might be known mostly as the pornstar that run for governor of California, but there’s more to this buxom blonde striptease queen than her political career. Mary’s official website, the aptly if rather unimaginatively named Mary Carey dot com, offers fans of her XXX work a chance to gobble up every explicit morsel of sexual deviancy hosted online here. Unfortunately, a small archive, infrequent updates, and a complete lack of straight and lesbian hardcore fucking makes Mary Carey’s site a little bland and only of interest to die-hard fans.
Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
Itching to relive your early Madonna fantasies? How about getting a better look at the much ballyhooed appearance of Katy Perry’s cleavage on, well, every show she’s even been on? Think you’d like to jump back to 1999 when Anna Kournikova was widely regarded as the hottest celebrity on the planet? Consider then, dear readers, Celebrity Sleuth your time machine waiting to be employed for erotic services. Visit the home of untold hundreds-of-thousands of naked and sexy photos of female celebrities. It might not be the best celeb site on the ‘net but as long as Martha Stewart has a few pics up, it's definitely worth a peek. Oh, Martha!
