Tainster, the latest in a long line of adult networks with names of inexplicable origins, presents its members with a plethora of porn that’s heavy on the fetish and kink content. The large archive, daily updates, and HD videos make a great impression on visitors, but getting inside will really cost you: this is one expensive network, folks. Is it all worth it in the end? Does Tainster have what it takes to overcome its unfortunate moniker and prove its worth among the best Europorn sites on the ‘net? Why don’t you come along with Mr. Pink and find out?
Instead of those backyard keggers populated by disgruntled office workers, why not take a walk of the wild side with Drunk Sex Orgy, a site that celebrates excessive intoxication and the random - and man do I mean random! - hooking up that naturally follows. The only differences between this site and a college beer pong tourney after-party is that at Drunk Sex Orgy these women are confident adults who have no problem sucking three or four dicks in one sitting and letting another random guy blow on their face; best yet, they’re willing to do it all in front of an HD video camera so you can enjoy every second from the relative sanctuary of your home.
In porn, it often seems like guys get to have all the fun, getting their dicks sucked, staring at the greatest racks the world has ever seen, and generally just blowing their loads wherever the hell they want. At the deliciously explicit Party Hardcore, however, it’s the girls turn to play! Offering 200 episode of degenerate drunken partying, Party Hardcore will have you convinced that next time your girlfriend catches us with her “besties”, she could very well end up sucking a few dicks and coming home with a cum-stained halter top. Spilt mojito, my ass.
Sometimes an attractive woman will look so seductive and alluring in her evening gown, skirt-suit, workout clothes, or jeans and t-shirt that the last thing you want to do is pull her out of it just to get your dick wet. I know, I know! It might seem crazy, but letting a fully clothed woman have her way with you, naked as the day you were born, is the root of the fascinating and insanely arousing CFNM (clothed female, naked male) fetish. CFNM Secret, a Reality Kings website devoted entirely to this increasingly popular niche, is easily one of the most impressive CFNM sites on the 'net; and with a model roster that includes some of porn's hottest performers in some scintillating, sexy outfits, it's easy to see why!
As soon as you start playing a scene from In the VIP you'll likely be able to think of nothing else but being there behind the ropes, on your own private dancefloor away from the riff-raff, slipping your hand up the skirt of a drunken flirt while her girlfriend reaches into your jeans and your buddy sits in the corner, some other panty-less girl grinding into his lap. The nightclub shenanigans depicted on this Reality Kings site involve gangs of horny drunk girls and a handful of eager fellas getting their freak on in delightfully lascivious fashion. With a solid archive, HD videos, and network access all available in the standard members package, In the VIP makes almost every real life nightclub experience look like a damn bore.
The site in question combines two of my favorite things: hard rock and glam rock! So, you’ve got bands like New York Dolls and T-Rex and The Sweet but don’t you wish they’d rock a little harder? More like MC5 or something! Yeah! Imagine Marc Bolan fronting MC5 or Phil Lynott writing songs for The Stooges. That’d be wicked! Oh…UK porn? Niche stuff and regular hardcore? Sounds all right, I guess… not as cool as Lynott and Iggy sharing the stage, but whatever.
Instead of going out with the bros, getting drunk on Jameson, and falling asleep in your buddy’s Honda Civic, why not stay home and let the social butterflies of Cruelty Party be your weekend social engagement? These chicks are supremely hot pornstars whom the Porn Pros have unleashed upon an unsuspecting male nightclub population. With the Pros behind them, these drunken revelers will surely make a lasting impression on any guy.
Why don’t you sit your ass down and let me, Mr. Pink, tell you all about CFNM Plus? Get your hand off your “bonestorm”, ‘cause I’m about to save you thirty bucks! CFNM Plus is one of the most poorly designed, hastily published, and generally frustrating and disappointing porn sites I’ve had the displeasure of reviewing this year. Either that, or it’s one of the most bitingly witty ways to cater to guys like you who only want to be treated badly, even by porn sites they’re paying $30 each month to access.
