Imagine finally relenting and telling your tight bro that although, yes, his new girlfriend does indeed have enticing dick-sucking lips, it's his mother who gives better head! He'd kick the crap out of you and promptly remove you from the Fantasy Football league you co-founded. Instead of risking such a valuable friendship over a blowjob (even a great one), why not live vicariously through Mommy Blows Best, a My XXX Pass site that aims to prove an experienced oral lover beats a slutty harlot of a twenty-something party girl every single time.
You may not have heard the name Brandon Iron before, but it's almost inconceivable that you haven't enjoyed one of his frenetic blowjob scenes, the best of which have been assembled and arranged for you at Load My Mouth. Part of the illustrious Pornstar Network, Iron's Load My Mouth series takes pornstars, experienced and amateur, plugs their faces with his boner, amps up the intensity level, and finishes off by heaving from his sack a monstrous load that the recipient then guzzles down with glee. In essence, Load My Mouth is a site on which you'll see Brandon Iron loading the mouths of pornstar hotties with his ejaculate. Now tell me this guy doesn't have one of the world's greatest occupations. Go on.
Milking Table doesn't involve lactation, milky insertions, or tabletop BBW fondling - it's a massage site with a unique twist. Part of the growing yet now former Nuru Network, Milking Table sees sexually troubled men seek the advice of a sex and massage therapist. She talks him through the process, rubs him down, then asks him to mount the gaping hole in her massage table, slipping his dick through the tabletop for a pseudo-anonymous handjob and blowjob session that'll ultimately leave him and you equally spent and satisfied.
With an enormous reserve of ejaculatory fluids, his hose cocked, aimed and ready, and his target grinning in anticipation, the mysterious face-painter known as 'Jesse' steps forward to claim dominance over all other territory-marking men and their feeble attempts to surpass a Jesse Loads Monster Facial. On the site of the same name you'll find nearly 200 exclusive blowjobs (and more) ending with messy, messy facials any sperm-shooter will enjoy. Watch and learn, sharpshooters, 'cause this is how you really land a beauty.
Sucking dick in a variety of fun and colorful ways appears to be a Japanese national pastime, at least according to Japanese Slurp, a site on the All Japanese Pass network devoted to showcasing the cock-sucking, semen-swallowing, facial-taking skills of Japan's hottest and horniest adult idols. From secretaries giving a carriage-load of fellow commuters a string of sloppy five-second sucks or straightforward POV fellatio that leaves the giver smeared with man-batter from head-to-toe, Japanese Slurp has much to offer. All you need to do is unzip…
We've all - well, most of us - dabbled in facials from time-to-time (and I don't mean dermatological treatments) but bukkake, the Japanese-born act of dousing a woman in multiple milky loads, isn't likely something my average reader has been involved in. Through the miracle or online JAV, however, that all changes with Bukkake Now, an All Japanese Pass site devoted entirely to semen-coating, spooge-splashing, wad-tossing guys and the cum-hungry women receiving warm, their salty gifts. In true Japanese style, Bukkake Now's sex is all over the place and tackles many fetishes and curious fantasies, but with such a wealth of cum-covered women eager to please their new fans, Bukkake Now is a messy, messy treat.
These days it seems every housewife with a dildo wants to make money shooting porn. We should be endlessly thankful that most housewives don't bother clogging up our already busy porn-viewing schedules with dull, lifeless rutting, and that we can count Housewife Kelly among the good ones. On her Housewife Kelly website that she runs with her husband, Shawn, this curvaceous green-eyed gives her fans incredible photos and videos that prove what a wanton superslut she really is.
Folks, if you've been fantasizing about being one of a few dozen guys to splatter your reproductive matter all over a supremely decadent German über-slut, you're in luck! German Goo Girls takes you inside Düsseldorf's seediest sex clubs and backroom orgies for a face-splattering tsunami of bukkake-style ejaculation parties. The women on the receiving end of these unstoppable waves of spooge work their fellas into a frenzy then simply lean back and wait for the juices to flow freely all over them. Now rendered in High Definition videos, the feature-length celebrations of carnality shown at German Goo Girls are right up there with the best (and messiest) Japanese cum-parties, only done in a uniquely European style.