Twistys already took the world of softcore porn by storm and with Twistys Hard the company sets its sights firmly on hardcore, delicious, delectable hardcore. With porn's most glamorous starlets in tow, the finest adult photographers manning the cameras, and HD videos at the ready, Twistys Hard is all set to pounce on your balls and your wallet both, relieving you of their contents. After getting the full lowdown from Mr. Pink's, though, you might feel your balls should be in safer hands. Find out all the grand (and not so grand) details about Twistys Hard right here with Mr. Pink!
The rambunctious gang of misfits known as Reality Gang have been pounding out hardcore porn scenes supposedly based in "reality" since 2006 and have, in that time, managed to launch three dozen websites of their very own. And in reality, it seems Reality Gang has sprouted more offspring than it can really care for. There are, after all, a number of sites on this network that haven't been updated in months, if not years. Does this mean the whole network stinks to high heaven and should be disposed of immediately? Shit, no, brother. It just means you'll have to closely examine the details of this Mr. Pink's review before mindlessly dropping an Andrew Jackson on this sumbitch, that's all. Good thing Mr. Pink has your back, bro, 'cause we wouldn't want you making a mistake with your boner already in hand, would we?
What do Gianna Michaels, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, and Kirra Lynne have in common? Well, aside from being some of porn's most desirable women, I mean. That's right, ass-men, these ladies have all popped their anal cherry in a scene for Big Wet Asses, one of the most consistently ass-tastic DVD series in recent memory. Collecting the best of 16 DVDs, Big Wet Asses is an integral part of the Pornstar Network and, unless you're an anal-avoider, it'll soon be an integral part of your hardcore diet.
As proven by the near-instant success of such notable stars as Alexis Texas and Jenny Hendrix, big asses are a staple of any fulfilling pornographic diet. So, what can the online version of Bootylicious Magazine hope to add to a niche already overflowing with bodacious buttocks? Well, more of the best asses on the planet, that’s what! And in hardcore sex scenes, too! Hardcore sex scenes in HD resolutions and a huge back catalog of digital magazine issues. Man, Bootylicious didn’t need much more than Kirra Lynn’s ample bottom to lure me inside for a closer look (and touch and smell and taste) but, gosh darn it, I think that strong first impression just got a whole lot stronger.
Vivid: you know the name, now get the lowdown on the flagship website of the biggest porn company on the planet. Vivid dot com brings you Jenna Jameson, Lanny Barby, Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey, and Janine in hundreds of high-quality DVD titles. Unfortunately, no downloads are available, forcing you to view the streaming videos directly from your browser window. Will that huge drawback be enough to negate all the obviously positive attributes Vivid can rightfully claim?
Facial Abuse: it's the most degrading, humiliating, and (predictably) abusive blowjob site in existence and whether you're fond of extreme porn or a sucker for a sweet, innocent-looking girl posing au naturale, you've likely heard of or been exposed to its intentionally vile and disturbing scenes. Now presenting its uniquely vulgar scenes in High Definition formats, Facial Abuse has never looked better, nor have its models ever looked worse.
When Tera Patrick retired from porn, plenty of guys retired from beating off. Then Tera stayed retired and the same guys grew frustrated, wondering when she'd return and they could unleash their devoted reservoir in her honor. Now those guys are flocking to Tera Patrick dot com, Tera's official online base and the only place to enjoy new Tera content in High Definition. Is Tera's site, part of the Fame Digital network, really up to par with its neighbors Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint, and Peter North, or is it just a tired retread of Tera's former glories? On the case: your pal, Mr. Pink.
If you're looking for the filthiest interracial hardcore site on the 'net, congratulations, you've found it. Ghetto Gaggers has a long history of inviting sexy African American women to participate in sex scenes that can only be described as hardcore, intense, and loads of fucking fun! After being introduced to the home viewing audience, the women are facefucked so hard they not only gag but produce mass quantities of saliva. Good thing, too, since that's about the only lube they're allowed to use as the white guys that run the show run them ragged with severely frenetic pussy and ass fucking, double-penetrations, and, finally, the extremely messy facial splattering that has become Ghetto Gaggers trademark. This site isn't for the weak of constitution, sure, but those who can handle the roughness won't ever want to leave.
"Hey, MILF!" you shout, expecting the 40-something Japanese woman walking in front of you to ignore a foreign phrase she shouldn't understand. Instead, she whips around, towards your surprised pecker. Well, if Hey MILF is in any way representative of real life, that's what would happen. Here you'll see mature Japanese hotties engage in all manner of kinky carnality - and in HD, to boot! Although far from perfect, Hey MILF manages something most J-porn sites don't even bother to attempt: a collection of completely uncensored HD hardcore!
Your fantasies might be brilliantly detailed when they're rolling through your head but imagined visuals can't really compete with the stunning detail of 1080p High Definition, can they? Fantasy HD delivers the images your mind can't (at least not until the invention of a subconscious image projector) and does so in impressive style, especially for a fledgling site. Unfortunately, while its frames might be huge, Fantasy HD's archive is not. Does this scant content collection negate the brilliance of the 1080p videos, the stunning pornstar performers, and the scorching hot sex? Will you be better off entrusting your masturbatory activities to your imagination? Mr. Pink, psychically savvy surveyor of sexual entertainment, finds out!
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