Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
European teen porn sites are more common these days than goatees in the 90s, so what separates X-Angels from the rest besides allusions to heavenly realms filled with nubile fuck-bunnies as pretty as these? X-Angels shows the various sexual exploits of sexy Euro gals and their boyfriends and girlfriends (sometimes both in the same scene). While this site is far, far from perfect, it's also attached to a gigantic European porn network and has over 100 scenes of erotic carnal thrills in High Definition.
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
Sex can be serious and quietly intense or it can be a whole mess of adventurous fun. Butt Plays is a name that suggests the latter, but with so little content online at the time of writing, the exact character of this site and its hardcore assfucking remains to be seen. What we do know is that Butt Plays is a 21Sextury network, in fact the newest, and 21Sextury sites are nothing if not solid hardcore vendors. Butt Plays might not be very mature, but it's certainly got some great parents watching over it, nurturing it into full growth.
Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.
You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
Japan is an alluring place, to be sure, but Japan HD pulls all the best bits - read: sexy women doing sexy (and somewhat insane) things to their sexy bodies - and throws them online in 1080p High Definition videos. Updating daily (or almost) but still quite understocked, Japan HD is the Stiffia network's latest attempt at a J-porn hotspot. Will it work and leave you thrilled and throbbing or be just another drop in an ocean of forgettable J-porn?