Ashley Fires might look quite similar to a number of other blonde-haired, green-eyed, athletic pornstars, but once you've seen her in action there's not mistaking her name, her style, or her remarkable sexual prowess. On this, her Open Life-operated official website, Ashley serves her fans a steaming buffet of incredible physical feats and carnal delights guaranteed to have you staring slack-jawed in disbelief at the things human sexuality compels some of us to do. And, hey, if you're going to watch some sexual deviant have a literal pissing contest with a friend, I can't think anyone better than Ashley Fires to be that deviant.
There are pornstars and then there are pornographic wonders of the world. Alexis Texas, as I'm sure many of you well know, is definitely one of the latter. Her astounding derriere might draw your initial attention, but it's her bedroom eyes and vivacious performances that'll keep you coming back for more, more, more! On her official website, part of the Premium Pass network, Alexis throws her thick rump into every hardcore scene, glamour shoot, and behind the scenes feature with aplomb. Why you're still reading this intro, I don't know. You already know Alexis Texas so why not get the full lowdown on her site, right here, right now with Mr. Pink's!
Sex can be serious and quietly intense or it can be a whole mess of adventurous fun. Butt Plays is a name that suggests the latter, but with so little content online at the time of writing, the exact character of this site and its hardcore assfucking remains to be seen. What we do know is that Butt Plays is a 21Sextury network, in fact the newest, and 21Sextury sites are nothing if not solid hardcore vendors. Butt Plays might not be very mature, but it's certainly got some great parents watching over it, nurturing it into full growth.
Everyone has dreamed of walking down the street, seeing an attractive woman, and having such a way with words she can't help but follow you to your car, straddle your lap, and give you a raunchy ride so immediate and so thrilling you'll remember it in perfect clarity for the rest of your life. My Pickup Girls is the Russian vicarious equivalent of this very situation, with plenty of sex with random girls taking place in cars, restrooms in bars, behind bushes, in parks, and anywhere the mood strikes. With HD videos, weekly updates, and a solid archive already online and only getting larger, My Pickup Girls is a wild romp through a parade of Mother Russia's hottest young sluts, and, like the girls it features, it's one hell of a good time.
What turns people to a career in the pornographic arts? The money? The attention? The Fleshlight endorsement possibilities? When it comes to the amateur harlot Alanna Thomas and her friends, it's nymphomania that has spurred their homemade hardcore creations and led to the opening of the new-ish ten-site Nymphos Network. Simply put, the women featured here might look like everyday housewives, aunts, office workers, and schoolmarms, but they're hiding some deep, dark, utterly depraved secrets: anal pounding, double-penetrations, bukkake parties, black cock obsession, cunt-lapping lesbianism, and even some masked anonymous gangbanging, too! Nymphos Network does have a few problems, sure, but it's also a fascinating look into the everyday sexual underworld of the good ol' USA.
You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
Chubby Sistas might sound like the name of an all-girl rap group whose rhymes focus on the politics of body acceptance, but it’s not, thank fuck! Instead of trying to convince you that being morbidly obese is perfectly healthy, the women of Chubby Sistas have instead decided to simply fuck themselves silly and let their pussies do the talking. With over a hundred exclusive hardcore sex scenes, all of them starring women who’ll never be described as “petite”, Chubby Sistas is one epic roll in the hay, but not necessarily for all the right reasons.
So you never get invited to any gala events and have no need of that tuxedo you bought on sale at Goodwill. Quit your cryin’ and man up! What kind of red-blooded male wants to go to opera premieres, a cruise liner launch, or the unveiling of some rare, long thought lost masterpiece by a great artist? Why not try to head to something like Assbangers Ball instead? The women are looser, the fluids flow more freely than champagne, and you’re guaranteed to get laid (albeit vicariously) here at Assbangers Ball. (Plus, the dress code is really lax.)