He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
One day Lucie Blush woke up (probably in bed with a guy and/or girl or two), rolled over and decided to become a pornographer. Ditching the mainstream aspirations of so many wannabe porn producers, Lucie instead tried to present her own sexuality and that of her friends, lovers, and colleagues as honestly and passionately as possible. Shot in 1080p HD for a crisp, clear yet richly atmospheric visual style, Lucie's site is among the most promising European adult sites to pop up in some time and is an artsy breath of fresh air in an industry of predictability.
Mea Melone might not be the most well-known of today's crop of incredible European porn talents, but she's certainly one of the most exciting and intriguing. Not content to fuck the professionals she meets on set, Melone recruits average Joes from around Europe, inviting them to try their hand at professional onscreen sex for her Melone Challenge website. Capturing every success and failure in 1080p HD videos and high-res photos, Ms. Melone and merry band of sexual deviants have created a unique site that, though new and far from huge, has plenty to offer reality-porn fans.
Whatever caused you to shy away from the world, hiding your true sexuality from the judgmental world at large, Open Life aims to kick it to the curb, bringing its members websites devoted to top-ranked pornstar talents and general sexual shenanigans. Although struggling to compete against the always-evolving competition, this ten-site network serves up a huge variety of porn, everything from hypno-porn to neighborhood orgies, live webcam shows, and some of the hottest mainstream porno around courtesy of our pal Manuel Ferrara. Open Life can be confusing and disorienting, but it can also deliver sexual punches so intense you'll be reeling for years.
Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.