If you often find yourself so bored at parties that you begin to wonder whether a social life is even worth attempting, you're not a misanthrope, you're just going to the wrong parties! Hardcore Partying may involve cups of tea, cups of beer, and passed-out frat-boys, but it also shows the other side of American party life: the really fucking fun side. The booze is flowing, the clothes are being removed, cocks are brought out, and blowjobs served up, but one thing is still missing from this heavenly party scene: you! Ditch your anti-social tendencies, friend, and relax with some downtime, Hardcore Partying style! And remember, if you do get bored there's always someone else waiting to get fucked (and fucked up)!
A triple AVN Award winner, noted girlfriend of rockstar Dave Navarro, and one of the most enticing busty blonde pornstars on the planet, Stormy Daniels is a hardcore force to be reckoned with. Her self-titled official website, which makes its home on the Brand Danger network, offers fans videos and photos that show Stormy at her best. Fucking both men and women (and herself), Stormy gets down and dirty in scenes both exclusive and licensed from Wicked Pictures, where she was an extremely popular contract girl. With a sterling reputation, Stormy Daniels might be on the minds of thousands of porn fans everywhere, but let's just hope, for their sake, that her website lives up to its promise.
Dakota Rae Patrick, a blonde, buxom pornstar who can now be seen at her self-titled official page on the Aziani network, sure is the personification of a MILF or cougar. As hot as the day is long, Dakota strips and then strokes, stuffs, and otherwise stimulates her pussy in scenes of solo masturbation. While not the most impressive site on the Aziani roster, Dakota does present herself in a very appealing way and will surely attract plenty of fans with her tantalizing tour page previews. Once inside the site, however, things look a little less impressive. What exactly does that mean? Well, you’re just gonna have to read along with the prophet of poon, Mr. Pink, as I take a good, long, hard look at Dakota Rae Patrick.
Rejoice, gents! If you get off on watching big-dicked brothers take on lily-white sisters, you’ll no doubt get a kick out of I Need It Black. Problem is, said kick probably won’t last too long. There are simply too many negative aspects holding I Need It Black back from achieving its full potential.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
Burning Ticket's token orgy site isn't just an orgy site - it's a gaming site, too! Participants spin a segmented wheel in order to decide which debauched, depraved, utterly, deliciously kinky sexual activity will be the focus of today's episode. Then, naturally, they incorporate it into their rampant orgies in what is hopefully an entertaining and enlightening way. (Since they're speaking in German, though, it's kinda hard to tell if they're successful or not.) Like real life orgies, Spin to Swing is confusing and often disappointing. But when it rocks, it rocks hard.
Watching someone get themselves off might not be the most alluring sexual experience your imagination can dream up, but, as the saying goes, the simple things in life are often the best. Self Desire is a very simple site that offers nothing but HD videos showing how Ashlyn Rae, Jayden Cole, and April O'Neil, among others, get themselves off using just their own hands and a few well-chosen aids. Simply perfection? Well, sorry, Self Desire, not quite.
Assuming you're above the age of 30, there are precious few reasons that warrant your presence outside or on the grounds of a junior college campus. No, I don't care if the 19-year-old babes are playing softball this afternoon! What, do you wanna get arrested or something? Instead, I suggest staying home and easing into an afternoon of furious masturbation with Jr. College Lesbians as your inspiration. With a growing collection of sapphic hardcore scenes that show college-age hotties enjoying each others licks in lieu of lectures, there's a definite reason the folks behind the Reality Gang network have decided to keep updating Jr. College Lesbians. And remember: just because they're "lesbians" doesn't mean they're not into dick; they are, just plastic ones.