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She came (as in: arrived), she saw, she fucked, she came (as in:climaxed), she retired. She's Bree Olson and although she may no longer be huffing and puffing on an endless parade of boners before a camera crew anymore, she proved such an insatiable performer, she's no doubt enjoying herself off-camera to a similar degree. Here on Bree's official website, you'll find a nearly 200 videos and photo galleries aiming to prove Bree's unbeatable slutiness once and for all. But what of her retirement, how does that effect the official Bree Olson website?
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