Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
The horny hoochie mamas seen on MILFs Gone Anal aren't your average middle-aged sluts - especially since most of them aren't middle-aged at all; they're such rampant anal whores they're letting guys pound their buttholes without even learning their names first! Your friend's hot mom or your dad's hot girlfriend or whoever you've been discreetly ogling despite a significant age gap can't hold a lubed-up candle to these pornstar babes, that's for sure. Getting inside MILFs Gone Anal might be setting oneself up for something of a disappointment, but since it also acts as a gateway to the large and continually expanding Pink Visual Pass network, it's not at all the lost cause it can sometimes appear to be. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, MILFs Gone Anal.
Having had his fill of Native American babes, Shimmy, North America's most enterprising amateur pornographer takes to the streets of the Dominican Republic to shoot his sexual adventures with the hustling hotties of Sosua in his incomparable, irreverent style. He's got money in his pocket, the lay of the land, and in a few minutes he'll no doubt have his dick in some girl's hand, his trusty camera there to capture every straight-up fucktastic moment. Since we're all a bit short on travel money these days, Toticos, which means "little pussy" in Dominican Spanish, just might be your best for broadening your sexual-racial horizons.
With a top-notch pornstar for an older sister, Brittany Preston could've taken her adult life in almost any direction and she wouldn't disappoint her parents as much as big sis, Tiffany. Strange, then, that Brittany decided to follow in her elder sibling's footsteps and make the leap into adult entertainment on her very own website Tiffany Preston's My Kinky Sister. It's not just the site that Brittany owes to Tiffany, either, but her entire success. God knows she didn't earn it through My Kinky Sister, which is not only hugely underdeveloped and mismanaged, but not really all that kinky, either. Siblings don't always make the best co-workers, true, but maybe there's more to Tiffany's influence on her lil' sister than first meets the eye. So come along as, in true Mr. Pink's fashion, we dive headfirst into Brittany's online home to find out once and for all what the fuck is up with My Kinky Sister!
When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
In the immortal words of small town beauty queen (and known town bicycle), Laura Palmer, "Isn't sex weird?" Boy, if only Laura had seen the influx of utterly bizarre Japanese animated smut that crept onto our American shores thanks to the Internet, she'd likely shit a brick. Hentai Niches is one of many sites on the 'net devoted entirely to explicit animated sex scenes, but unlike many similar sites, Hentai Niches promises uncensored penetration in a wild and wonderful range of niches, from pirate dandies who love to titty-fuck, virtual reality masturbation aids, hardcore gangbangs, to straight-up lesbian and hetero intercourse between studly studs and slutty sluts. With five bonus sites tacked onto your membership package and 600 scenes already on this site alone, Hentai Niches is like one of those Chinatown DVD stores' XXX areas - you know, the ones with a little floral privacy curtain - but digital and nowhere near as sketchy.
Emma, the amateur star behind Only Emma, is the kind of everyday woman we'd all love to meet. She's attractive, extremely libidinous, and willing to experiment with men, women, toys, and vegetables. Members of Only Emma have the privilege of watching this amateur orgasm addict do anything oral or manual to have mind-blowing orgasms that are undoubtedly much more real than those you'd see on most other pornsites. Emma's site does have a few problems, however, and it's up to our girl to set side her multi-speed vibrating eggs and tongue-studded girlfriends and ensure her site, like herself, reaches its full pornographic potential. Mr. Pink, for one, sits waiting and watching in eager anticipation.
Porn parodies are everywhere these days and leading the charge is New Sensations and their parody-focused site Parody Pass. With such pop-culture staples as Who's The Boss, Friends, The Office, and The Breakfast Club going under the hammer of the New Sensations parody-producing team, you best get ready for a riotous romp through hardcore versions of these popular properties. Plenty of todays top pornstars are getting all gussied up in fantastic costumes and fucking their brains out right here. It’s just a shame you can’t TiVo it.
Looking for women who’ll drop to their knees three feet from a camera lens and start sucking dick, but haven’t done it a few hundred times before? Stop on by Amateurs Raw, a site that introduces some of the adult industry’s brightest new talents and lays them out for a straight, solid fucking. Although giving itself plenty of opportunities to grow and improve over the coming months (and hopefully years), Amateurs Raw has already made quite a splash.
The slutty goth chick on your bus every morning; the hot-as-fuck bartender at your favorite club; the best friend of your 19-year-old sister; a supermarket grocery bagger; a video store clerk: all of these girls are young, attractive, and shit do they know it. Chances are many of them have also snapped a few slutty photos of themselves, too. Digging through Facebook accounts, stolen flash drives, and every Tumblr tagged with “#toplesstuesday”, the folks behind She Devils have amassed a huge collection of the sluttiest amateur girls and their DIY self-portraiture all in one place.