For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!
When we think epics it's usually Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or even The Iliad, not fucking twenty-something pornstars on makeshift "dates" said to be as epic as the girls themselves. Epic Sex presents this scenario and fills the gaps with erotic European hardcore, all in High Definition. Part of Porn Mastermind's burgeoning network effort, Epic Sex aims to be one of the monumental and influential sites in all of porn. It also holds only six original scenes, so good luck with that, Epic Sex.
The recent wave of blockbuster 3D movies sent a clear message to porn producers the world over: build it and they will cum. Deep Throats 3D makes a bold attempt to be the only European hardcore site to provide both 2D and 3D deep-throating movies, but that doesn't necessarily mean it does a good job of it. It's a tough business, porn, and throwing hastily produced, uninspired 3D videos at a demanding audience isn't going to win Deep Throats 3D any prizes, just a few frustrated ex-members.
Diving into 3D pornography can be an intimidating experience. You might need some new computer gear, maybe a TV, and definitely some wacky glasses, but is all the effort and expense worth it? The folks at Deep Stars 3D sure seem to think so! Offering an exclusive collection of European hardcore rendered in both 2D and 3D videos, all of them at HD resolutions, Deep Stars 3D sure seems promising. Then again, so did another Batman movie.
Fancy yourself something of a foot fetishist but one whose demands are more hardcore than a simple fondling or toe-sucking? Find the look and feel of a stocking-clad leg, ankle, and foot utterly irresistible? Well, friend, it looks like Burning Ticket, one the 'net's most fervently fetishistic networks, has a site for you: Nylon Feet Dolls. Offering an exclusive collection of hardcore scenes starring dainty-footed German hotties, Nylon Feet Dolls covers many bases and aims to satisfy your very particular fetishes.