Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
One day Lucie Blush woke up (probably in bed with a guy and/or girl or two), rolled over and decided to become a pornographer. Ditching the mainstream aspirations of so many wannabe porn producers, Lucie instead tried to present her own sexuality and that of her friends, lovers, and colleagues as honestly and passionately as possible. Shot in 1080p HD for a crisp, clear yet richly atmospheric visual style, Lucie's site is among the most promising European adult sites to pop up in some time and is an artsy breath of fresh air in an industry of predictability.
Filled with the sluttiest 40-something, 50-something, and 60-something women you've ever seen spreading their thighs on camera, Mature Mega Pass and its plethora of networked websites offer a huge exclusive collection of original hardcore porn ranging from vanilla hetero sex to the wildest bisexual orgies you can imagine, and every woman (save for those on one teen site) is a wrinkled, grey-haired, veteran who has more experience with cocks and cunts both than the top five pornstars under 30 combined. If you're into cougars, MILFs, GILFs, and GGILFs and can afford the decidedly princely membership fee, Mature Mega Pass has exactly what you need, and plenty of it!
Mea Melone might not be the most well-known of today's crop of incredible European porn talents, but she's certainly one of the most exciting and intriguing. Not content to fuck the professionals she meets on set, Melone recruits average Joes from around Europe, inviting them to try their hand at professional onscreen sex for her Melone Challenge website. Capturing every success and failure in 1080p HD videos and high-res photos, Ms. Melone and merry band of sexual deviants have created a unique site that, though new and far from huge, has plenty to offer reality-porn fans.
European teen porn sites are more common these days than goatees in the 90s, so what separates X-Angels from the rest besides allusions to heavenly realms filled with nubile fuck-bunnies as pretty as these? X-Angels shows the various sexual exploits of sexy Euro gals and their boyfriends and girlfriends (sometimes both in the same scene). While this site is far, far from perfect, it's also attached to a gigantic European porn network and has over 100 scenes of erotic carnal thrills in High Definition.
Much like its sister site, Digital Desire, Go Honey Go showcases the stunning erotic (and mightily explicit) photography of J. Stephen Hicks and associates. Now offering alongside this collection of classic and recent works a growing archive of teen-heavy Euro hardcore, Go Honey Go offers a little something for two types of porno fans. Or, if you're lucky and you dig both these HD renditions of hardcore sex, a whole lot for you.
There's rarely anything genuinely new and original in pornography and erotica, but NuErotica's name makes a bold claim for the new guard. Inside the site, however, it's not as rosy as you might have thought with updates slacking, videos looking drab, and content that, quite frankly, could've come from anywhere. More of a "hot women on the Internet whose sexiest images we've gathered in one place" site than an original erotic endeavor, NuErotica certainly isn't new. It is, however, pretty damn erotic when it needs to be.