You've heard of MILFs and sluts, I'm sure, but what about MILF sluts who can't keep their knickers on no matter how hard they try? MILF Sluts Gone Wild is a site focusing on the most aggressively carnal mature German vixens you've ever seen doing things you've only dreamed middle-aged women capable of. Part of the nastiest network online porn has to offer, Burning Ticket, MILF Sluts Gone Wild is an absolute clusterfuck in the best way.
I've only had a few instances in my life when I've 'accidentally' snuck a peek at the underwear of a real live woman in real life. She, a friend, got out of my car and was wearing Marvel Comics boyshorts and I fell in love (aww). I think she did it on purpose, unlike the women of Skirts Up Girls, who must be coaxed and cajoled and convinced and coerced into lifting their skirts or dresses and showing what secrets lie beneath. You, too, can discover the joys of peeking at panties by signing up for a Skirts Up Girls membership. Will it be hot enough to get your blood pumping or is that rage brewing over wasting money on a site no more worthwhile that an escalator ride at the mall? Read on, fella, and find out!
You love pussy, right? And you consider yourself an expert in the fine art of pussy manipulation, I'm sure, but you certainly aren't going around filming yourself bringing women to orgasm with nothing but your hands and an appropriately-sized "marital aid". That's exactly what you'll find at Hands On Orgasms, though: a guy's hands working their magic on the clits, labia, and vulva of British women eager for sexual relief. It's a unique concept, yes, but Hands On Orgasms doesn't quite make the most of its intriguing setup and likely leaves members wishing those man hands would bugger off and let the girls take over.
Burning Ticket's resident "teen" site, Teen Slut Collection, might not have HD videos or an active update schedule, but it does offers some extraordinarily kinky hardcore content at a reasonable price. Produced in Germany, land of outrageous fetishism, the site shows the variety of activities German babes get up to when their libidos hit fever pitch. It's entertaining, sure, but it's not exactly the teen-focused hardcore wonderland its name implies.
For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!