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  • Mature EU

    Price: €39.85/Month $51.65/Month

    Think Europe is all 19-year-old hookers in the windows, Michelangelo's David, and flamenco music? Think again, pilgrim! The Continent is loaded with women for whom sex is no big deal; in fact, it's kinda like wine and cheese: tasty! Included in this throng of eager European females are the older generations, the 40-somethings, 50-somethings, and 60-somethings (god bless 'em) who feel no shame in getting what they want, physically speaking, before they shuffle off this mortal coil. Mature EU, found on the Mature Mega Pass network, pays dutiful homage to these lascivious lasses, these madly fornicating fair maidens of advanced bodily annuity by way of hardcore fuck movies so explicit you'll never look the same way at grandma again. That, good sirs, verily I promise you.

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  • USA Mature

    Price: €39.85/Month $51.65/Month

    If you've ever been afraid of seeing your girlfriend, sister, or soon-to-be-spouse on an adult website, prepare to open a whole new can of anxiety. USA Mature focuses entirely on women old enough to be a mother to most of you, dear readers, and probably a grandmother to some. That'd be fine if it was a site about arts and crafts - "Ooh, scrapbooking!" - but USA Mature is all about sex; hardcore, ribald, voraciously devoured sexy sex. These most mature of wannabe pornstars don't just fuck themselves with aplomb, they fuck each other and they fuck men, too! Talk about a bucket list, the lusty old broads of USA Mature has the most scandalous one in town!

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  • UK Porn Party

    Price: $29.99/Month $34.95/Month (Non-recurring)

    There's nothing like a picnic on a sunny summer's day. But when you're stuck living in the United Kingdom and haven't seen the sun in five or six months, a hardcore gangbang will have to suffice, which is where UK Porn Party comes in. Serving up videos and photo galleries that prove, once and for all, that Brits aren't the timid prudes we Americans often believe them to be, UK Porn Party celebrates the coming together (and cumming together) of many folks with similar sexual interests: namely group sex. As with any party, it's too reliant on its attendees, but UK Porn Party is nonetheless rife with enough sexual degeneracy and debauchery to make your head swim and your trousers tighten… at least for a while.

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  • Glamour Stars Live

    Price: $10/10 credits

    Instead of simply ogling the lifeless images of your favorite glamour model babes in online photo galleries and magazine spreads, why not take advantage of the technological marvel that is the webcam and observe your favorite hot-as-fuck beauty in real time at Glamour Stars Live? With the hottest girls from the UK, girls who've taken starring roles in pictorials for Zoo, Front, Maxim, and The Sun, posing and posturing for you through the miracle of webcam feeds, Glamour Stars Live puts you in the enviable position of being face-to-face with these stunners as they fulfill your unfortunately quite expensive fantasies. Better load up your cyberwallet, friends, 'cause these girls don't come cheap!

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  • Best Amateur Network

    Price: $1/1 Day $39.95/Month

    Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.

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  • Purzel

    Price: $14.95/Month

    Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.

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  • Spin to Swing

    Price: $2.95/2 Days $19.95/Month

    Burning Ticket's token orgy site isn't just an orgy site - it's a gaming site, too! Participants spin a segmented wheel in order to decide which debauched, depraved, utterly, deliciously kinky sexual activity will be the focus of today's episode. Then, naturally, they incorporate it into their rampant orgies in what is hopefully an entertaining and enlightening way. (Since they're speaking in German, though, it's kinda hard to tell if they're successful or not.) Like real life orgies, Spin to Swing is confusing and often disappointing. But when it rocks, it rocks hard.

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  • Hide Nylons

    Price: $29.95/Month

    You've got a nylon fetish, don't you? Well, if you've never found yourself hiding a pair of your ladyfriend's pantyhose after "accidentally" letting them get in the way of a furious masturbation session, you're likely unfamiliar with the many forms of fetishistic nylon hiding, acts about which Hide Nylons seeks to enlighten you. Starring gorgeous European girls who remove their hose only to work it into their most delectable orifice, give it a moist squeeze or two, then slowly pull it out for your kinky fetishistic entertainment. Sounds like a hoot, right? Well, there's more to Hide Nylons than meets the eye, that's for sure.

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