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  • Mature Sex Party

    Price: €39.85/Month $51.65/Month

    Although most people assume that the over-the-hill and elderly are content to have inactive sex lives, you know better, don't you? You know that given the opportunity, plenty of women in their forties, fifties, and sixties would be chomping at their dentures to grab a few girlfriends, invite over a young neighborhood stud (perhaps to earn some pocket money pruning hedges), and let their freak flags fly in a salacious orgy of decadent, mature carnality so raucous and uninhibited it can really only be called pornographic. I suppose that's why you're about to read a review of Mature Sex Party, a site on the Mature Mega Pass network devoted to situations exactly like that I just described. Inside you'll find HD videos showing the most salacious, scandalous, swingingest orgies to ever include breaks for the incontinent and arthritic. Talk about a unique porn site!

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  • Only Facials

    Price: $29.99/Month

    You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.

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  • Swing Club Hunters

    Price: $2.95/2 Days $29.95/Month

    Whether called wife-swapping, key parties, swinging or "the lifestyle", switching up partners with friends and strangers in a safe, accepting environment has long been a hidden part of human sexuality. Now Swing Club Hunters hopes to thrust swinging into the spotlight with an exclusive collection of more than 150 scenes all taking place in a seedy swinger's club equipped with little else but an old mattress, a few sofas, some (hopefully well) placed video cameras, and the horniest, most liberated men and women in Europe.

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  • Only 3X

    Price: $29.95/Month $59.95/90 Days  

    Folks, here's a European hardcore site that has done away with the tired "XXX" label and instead opted for a more modern version: 3X. Here at Only 3X you can expect stunning videos, immaculate photos, near-constant updates, and a breezy, fun, and rewarding browsing experience. Well, you could expect those things, but you'd be setting yourself up for major disappointment. Try as it might - and I'm not convinced its trying at all - Only 3X can't help but be a letdown.

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  • 3D Prague Girls

    Price: $5.99/2 Days $15.99/Month

    In all reality, Mr. Pink can’t just pack up and head off to visit Prague for the weekend without some serious moolah and a shitload of planning and, since I've heard Europe’s most stunningly sensual women are Czech, I should be pretty miffed, right? Well, I'm gonna quit my bellyaching and throw on some 3D glasses, buddy, ‘cause 3D Prague Girls takes us on a powerful erotic journey through the Czech capital with a handful of the most gorgeous naked women ever to step out of that tired old 2D format and enter the anaglyphic, Real 3D-enabled realm known as the third dimension.

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  • Bizarix

    Price: $29.95/Month

    Bizarix is a German fetish video site promising homemade kinkiness of an extreme nature. The performing "fetish dolls" and their male cohorts conjure up some rather bizarre activities to while away the rainy days and to ensure you'll never look at saran wrap the same way again. But, with only 46 scenes available and no photo content to call its own, Bizarix isn't quite as impressive as it hopes to be.

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  • Banana Hotties

    Price: $29.99/Month

    Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.

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  • Anal Euro

    Price: $24.87/Month

    European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?

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  • Herzog Videos

    Price: $14.95/Month

    Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.

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  • Justine and Diana

    Price: $19.95/Month

    Meet Justine and Diana and their website of the exact same name, Justine and Diana. They're young German women with slender, sexy bodies and a wide ranging wardrobe of sultry, seductive outfits they'll be trying on and slowly removing for your erotic entertainment. Both Justine and Diana seem to be lovely young ladies, but I'm afraid they're not terribly exciting. Do they get more exciting once you peel back the covers of their official website? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out. Wanna tag along?

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