You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.
Whether called wife-swapping, key parties, swinging or "the lifestyle", switching up partners with friends and strangers in a safe, accepting environment has long been a hidden part of human sexuality. Now Swing Club Hunters hopes to thrust swinging into the spotlight with an exclusive collection of more than 150 scenes all taking place in a seedy swinger's club equipped with little else but an old mattress, a few sofas, some (hopefully well) placed video cameras, and the horniest, most liberated men and women in Europe.
Folks, here's a European hardcore site that has done away with the tired "XXX" label and instead opted for a more modern version: 3X. Here at Only 3X you can expect stunning videos, immaculate photos, near-constant updates, and a breezy, fun, and rewarding browsing experience. Well, you could expect those things, but you'd be setting yourself up for major disappointment. Try as it might - and I'm not convinced its trying at all - Only 3X can't help but be a letdown.
In all reality, Mr. Pink can’t just pack up and head off to visit Prague for the weekend without some serious moolah and a shitload of planning and, since I've heard Europe’s most stunningly sensual women are Czech, I should be pretty miffed, right? Well, I'm gonna quit my bellyaching and throw on some 3D glasses, buddy, ‘cause 3D Prague Girls takes us on a powerful erotic journey through the Czech capital with a handful of the most gorgeous naked women ever to step out of that tired old 2D format and enter the anaglyphic, Real 3D-enabled realm known as the third dimension.
Bizarix is a German fetish video site promising homemade kinkiness of an extreme nature. The performing "fetish dolls" and their male cohorts conjure up some rather bizarre activities to while away the rainy days and to ensure you'll never look at saran wrap the same way again. But, with only 46 scenes available and no photo content to call its own, Bizarix isn't quite as impressive as it hopes to be.
Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?
Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.