Those of us who feel stuck at home in the USA might see Europe as many things - a place of old-world adventure, a haven for history buffs, an art lover’s paradise, a change of scenery - but anyone reading this here review is likely to think of it also as a cornucopia of incredibly lusty, beautiful women. Euro Angels’ head honcho, Christophe Clarke, has gathered a great roster of Euro hotties (and a couple of incredible American babes) and enticed them to act out your deepest, darkest hardcore fantasies in front of his HD cameras.
You might usually be attracted to sophisticated city girls or down-home country chicks, but unless you've experienced the unleashed sexual frustrations of a suburb-dwelling closet slut, you've got a world of carnal delights awaiting you. Suburban Amateurs gives its viewers plenty of examples that prove ladies from the 'burbs to be just as thrilling as their urban and rural sisters. More than 250 English women appear on this exclusive all-masturbation site, and each of them shows you exactly how she makes herself come. Fingers, dildos, feet, stockings, vibes, and an assortment of other tools aren't the only things entering these Brit babes' pussies, though; your imagination will, too.
Nudity has been around since the first human breath was taken but in recent years the naked human form has been co-opted, compromised, and commercialized like nothing else. No more! Class Nudes looks back to an era that treated the naked human form as a thing of beauty to be adored and worshiped. Sure, Class Nudes is a membership site that costs money to join and is therefore commercializing the body once again, but at least this time it's stunning young European models taking center stage. Loaded with high-res photo galleries detailing every curve, crevice, and follicle on the models' bodies, Class Nudes is seductive nudity done tastefully.
Unlike the cuddly little fluffball you toted around as a tot, Joy Bear won't bring simple pleasures of companionship and conversation, but it will bring you steaming hot hardcore right out of London, England starring the UK and EU's hottest women and stiffest men. Shot with a stye suiting both male and female viewers - bring your girlfriend, dude - Joy Bear is one of Stiffia's more sophisticated sites and one well worth a closer look.
No, it's not an all-handheld, all-POV version of Elegant Angel, nor is it Manuel Ferrara's Raw with a heaping of makeup and a few dozen pairs of shimmery thigh-highs. Elegant Raw is the European hardcore wonderland of Nathan Blake Productions, where viewers enjoy watching the EU's boldest women dive deeper into on-screen sex than ever before. With many ass-fucking, throat-gagging, face-pasting good times to be had (and, we hope, many more on the way) Elegant Raw is set to stun in this, its first Mr. Pink's review.
For most of us guys, it's as Woody Allen once wrote, "Every orgasm was right on the money!" Now, when you consider the options available for depositing semen both internally and externally, it's the facial that seems most popular, especially among porn lovers. Cum Perfection knows this all too well and has produced more than 50 scenes of impressive ejaculate worship that'll have you marveling at the skills and thirst of the site's British suckers. Wanna see the many surprising ways these British babes take their daily dose of vitamin C-U-M? Cum Perfection's the place to be.
Pinup Files might not be all that close in style to the classic cheesecake style of the 40s and 50s from which it draws its name, but if you're into voluptuous models who give little away but their heaving, undulating breasts, this could be the perfect site to kick your libido into overdrive. Holding a solid and steadily growing photo and video showcasing the UK and Europe's brightest and bustiest adult models in striptease shows, self-fondling sessions, soapy shower time fun, and sun-drenched bikini modeling, Pinup Files leaves Betty Grable's comparably tiny tits in the dust.
From those seed-spewing deviants at Team Skeet comes a massage porn site starring Europe's most boner-inspiring young babes with a very loaded name: Rub A Teen. Inviting you to virtually, vicariously lay your fingertips on over 50 gorgeous young women from Russia, Ukraine, and the Czech Republic, Rub A Teen is a fairly new but quite promising endeavor from the same perverts behind Innocent High and Teens Do Porn. As for how it compares to those online vendors of barely legal porn, you'll just have to read on with Mr. Pink.