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Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Emma C. is a self-styled amateur porno superstar and on her Only Emma website fans of this alternately blonde and brunette British minx can find an exclusive collection of photos and videos showing her masturbating, being masturbated, and enjoying the intimate company of some equally sexy girlfriends. Since my therapist instructed me to try to remain positive in every situation, I'll leave it there. Only Emma: it's an adult website!
"Me, Beautiful" shout the women of this so-named amateur smut site before stripping down to their birthday suits and offering a glimpse into their usually private self-gratification regimen. There's a problem, though, and it's not the lack of recent updates or the lackluster photo and video quality; it's the stone cold fact that there's so much content missing from Me Beautiful to almost make it completely worthless. "Wait," you say, "It's not completely worthless?" Almost, dear reader, but no, not quite. Me Beautiful, prepare to be opened up and examined X-Files autopsy style, by Mr. Pink.