A site called Elite TV Online that features naked women cavorting on the beach, in the tub, and on top of each other? Man, how could this not be awesome? Well, like all adult sites, Elite TV Online can be an iffy proposition. After all, any site with live webcam (and phone!) chats connecting you to actual, real, bona fide, "I suck dick on camera for money" pornstars could be an overwhelmingly positive experience or it could be a major bummer. Just how does Elite TV Online manage to successfully blend archived and live content, and does it even manage it at all? Read on, faithful follower of Pink, and find out!
With over a dozen hot sluts and scintillating MILFs who don't just fuck with more energy and enthusiasm than a college lacrosse team after a few rounds of Five Hour Energy drinks, Sexy UK Pornstars make a fairly compelling case for the appreciation of those pornographic talents that haven't, at least not yet, made it to the USA. Diddling themselves, lapping at each other's boxes, and sucking a few dicks along the way, these British harlots are well worth checking out. Just don't expect them to give Lexi Belle, Kagney Linn Karter, or Eva Angelina cause for concern.
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
There's a definite ending to the male sexual experience and it can often be a drag to clean up, hiding as it does in armpits, under pillows, and, as famously shown in There's Something About Mary, in the hair of a female receiver. Contrary to popular belief, however, men aren't the only ones capable of ejecting fluid from their bodies in a moment of climax, and squirting site Fem Flood aims to prove this in graphic detail in its exclusive photos and videos. Like squirting itself, though, Fem Flood doesn't always work as it should and could lead you, the viewers, wishing you'd never bothered to investigate it in the first place.
When it comes to British harlots who'll do anything for sexual satisfaction, your attention, and a hefty paycheck, Kaz B is top of the pops! This busty blonde is equally enthusiastic about deepthroating or riding a stiff dick to messy, explosive completion, fucking herself silly with a few toys, or roping in another hot Brit babe for some hardcore sapphic lovemaking. Kaz B XXX is the site, Kaz B is the woman, and the United Kingdom is the nation that spawned such delectable filth. Have at it, gents!
Those unable to manage sexual self-satisfaction without the abusive verbal "encouragement" of a stunningly sexy pornstar who has slipped into shiny nylon stockings will practically plotz upon visiting Jerk Off Instructors, one of the more intriguing sites on the Fetish Network. With more than a hundred exclusive scenes that show everyone from Nina Hartley (still going strong) to Erica Campbell (long since gone) laying back in sensually appealing hosiery, showing their barely concealed coochies, and verbally coaxing, abusing, and otherwise "encouraging" you to blast your load into a waiting Kleenex or gym sock, Jerk Off Instructors is exactly what it claims to be, just more disappointing. Full details coming up right now!
A young European woman, only recently sexually active, enters the office of a respected, if sleazy, middle-aged gynecologist, sits herself in the stirrup chair and waits, naked as the day she was born, for the examination to begin. The doctor walks in, barely says a word, the lunges at her, speculum in one hand, large needle-less syringe of what looks like milk in the other. No, it's not another psycho-sexual mind-fuck from director David Cronenberg, it's Exclusive Club, a site devoted to gynecological exploration and the joys thereof. Hosting an exclusive collection of investigative smut, Exclusive Club brings you the chance to see these babes' vaginas in all their moistened, hairless, engorged glory as the doctor spreads their lips and has them open up and say "Oh!"
You love pussy, right? And you consider yourself an expert in the fine art of pussy manipulation, I'm sure, but you certainly aren't going around filming yourself bringing women to orgasm with nothing but your hands and an appropriately-sized "marital aid". That's exactly what you'll find at Hands On Orgasms, though: a guy's hands working their magic on the clits, labia, and vulva of British women eager for sexual relief. It's a unique concept, yes, but Hands On Orgasms doesn't quite make the most of its intriguing setup and likely leaves members wishing those man hands would bugger off and let the girls take over.
Like ‘em horny and slutty? Like ‘em fiesty and bratty? Like ‘em from sunny ol’ England? Then Brat Sluts is for you, dude! Offering a selection of fresh-faced 18, 19, and early-twenties models who get all gussied up in playful, seductive costumes before stripping down to their bare flesh and enjoying a nice, wet wank, Brat Sluts is a site devoted to girls that won’t take no for an answer, whatever the question.
According to all religions that celebrate them, angels come in many forms. Gussied up in skin-tight latex, asshole gaping for an internal view, speculum at the ready, and suspended from the rafters by elaborate bondage restraints, the titular star of Latex Angel proves that she's a one-woman sexual neutron bomb set to explode all over her fella's dick, a gigantic strap-on, her own fist or two of something else's, and even a wine bottle. Don't worry. It's safe. It's consensual. It's all in the name of good fun!