Stick most any woman in a slim-fitting nurses uniform, open a few buttons to let that cleavage shine, and you've got a vision that'd inspire rock-hard erections in any red-blooded heterosexual man. Choose a woman of rather advanced age, though, and you're catering to a small group of dedicated fetishists, just like Naughty Head Nurse. While it definitely won't suit everyone, Naughty Head Nurse is definitely right up the alley of the aforementioned fetishists, as well as anyone who can excuse a wrinkly old broad if she's using a speculum to spread her lower lips while sitting astride an examination table. Make no mistake, folks, Naughty Head Nurse is what you get when you combine bizarre masturbation practices, medical fetishism, nurses uniforms, and ladies who've likely been called Grandma in earnest.
If you've struggled with an overwhelming urge to tear off your clothes and go galavanting around the public area wearing nothing but a cheeky grin, well, you're likely to find UK Flashers is right up your alley. Hosting an exclusive collection of photos and videos that prove the British are just as sexually perverse as people from any other country, UK Flashers takes you into the open air and gives you a glimpse, an exclusive glimpse at that, of average British babes showing the world their naked forms, urinating on public ground, and even masturbating so feverishly you just know some dude has his ears (and something else) pricked and paying attention. The site has its faire share of problems and issues, to be sure, but, there's really nothing quite like the feeling of fresh air on your bare skin. And there are really very few sites quite like UK Flashers.
Though it doesn't feature a single woman in yoga pants, a leotard, or gym socks, Sporty One nonetheless showcases its delectable European and American models as they undress and proceed to pleasure themselves (and you) in erotically charged masturbation scenes. Unfortunately, without any recents updates to reassure members, Sporty One appears to be on its way down. Where does that leave you, you devotee of busty masturbating beauties?
Tiffany “Tiff” Love is yet another sultry, slender-bodied teen tart looking to make a name for herself by posing nude on the Internet, but with such stiff competition from a seemingly endless parade of similarly hot young women, how can this brunette stand out from the crowd? Well, she hopes to do so with an exclusive collection of HD videos and high-resolution photos that show her rolling around on her bed, panties pulled down, fingers moist from her wetness, a wave of pleasure creeping across her face. Sounds great, sure, but will it be enough to put Tiff Love on the map?
British Gals can be prim and proper and speak with an accent similar to that super-GILF Julie Andrews's, but they can also be nasty little minxes who'll stop at nothing to get their jollies. At the website of the same name, you'll find hundreds of girls stripping and posing in photo galleries that give you, the home viewer, unprecedented visual access to their pink and wobbly bits. And… oh, wait, that's it.
While it’s fun to watch professional porn actresses ride the motorized dido-equipped masturbation saddle known as the Sybian, their exaggerated moans and obvious performances can get a little predictable. The cure? Asian Sybian, a site devoted to introducing smoking hot Thai sluts to the auto-electro-erotic pleasure of the infamous pussy-pounding, clit-rubbing device. Watch them slip onto the phallus with a smile on their faces! Watch them ride it to first gear, then to second! Watch the thrilling conclusion where their legs shake, their pussies quiver, and their dark eyes widen! They’re having so much fun and, with Asian Sybian, you can too.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Meet Alicia Dreams, an 18-year-old hottie who likes candy, her girlfriends, and posing for prying eyes in short skirts, sheer tops, skimpy bikinis, and all sorts of erotically enticing costumes right here on her self-titled website. Presented in photo galleries and video scenes of a softcore nature, Alicia and her co-stars offer fans of 18-year-old hotties a bevy of visual delights, but will it be enough to satisfy the audience and warrant the twenty dollar monthly membership charge? Kick off your shoes, forget about your troubles and strife, and let’s get naughty with the stunningly sexy Alicia Dreams.
Emma C. is a self-styled amateur porno superstar and on her Only Emma website fans of this alternately blonde and brunette British minx can find an exclusive collection of photos and videos showing her masturbating, being masturbated, and enjoying the intimate company of some equally sexy girlfriends. Since my therapist instructed me to try to remain positive in every situation, I'll leave it there. Only Emma: it's an adult website!
"Me, Beautiful" shout the women of this so-named amateur smut site before stripping down to their birthday suits and offering a glimpse into their usually private self-gratification regimen. There's a problem, though, and it's not the lack of recent updates or the lackluster photo and video quality; it's the stone cold fact that there's so much content missing from Me Beautiful to almost make it completely worthless. "Wait," you say, "It's not completely worthless?" Almost, dear reader, but no, not quite. Me Beautiful, prepare to be opened up and examined X-Files autopsy style, by Mr. Pink.