Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Meet Alicia Dreams, an 18-year-old hottie who likes candy, her girlfriends, and posing for prying eyes in short skirts, sheer tops, skimpy bikinis, and all sorts of erotically enticing costumes right here on her self-titled website. Presented in photo galleries and video scenes of a softcore nature, Alicia and her co-stars offer fans of 18-year-old hotties a bevy of visual delights, but will it be enough to satisfy the audience and warrant the twenty dollar monthly membership charge? Kick off your shoes, forget about your troubles and strife, and let’s get naughty with the stunningly sexy Alicia Dreams.
Emma C. is a self-styled amateur porno superstar and on her Only Emma website fans of this alternately blonde and brunette British minx can find an exclusive collection of photos and videos showing her masturbating, being masturbated, and enjoying the intimate company of some equally sexy girlfriends. Since my therapist instructed me to try to remain positive in every situation, I'll leave it there. Only Emma: it's an adult website!
"Me, Beautiful" shout the women of this so-named amateur smut site before stripping down to their birthday suits and offering a glimpse into their usually private self-gratification regimen. There's a problem, though, and it's not the lack of recent updates or the lackluster photo and video quality; it's the stone cold fact that there's so much content missing from Me Beautiful to almost make it completely worthless. "Wait," you say, "It's not completely worthless?" Almost, dear reader, but no, not quite. Me Beautiful, prepare to be opened up and examined X-Files autopsy style, by Mr. Pink.
Instead of just beating off for three quick minutes and depositing your load into an empty cereal bowl like the rest of us, you need encouragement in order to complete the self-transaction, and where better to turn for such encouragement than the demanding pornstar babes featured on Jerk Off Girlfriends? Taunting and teasing you until you finally bust the nut they've been demanding for, oh, about twenty minutes, notable sluts Sunny Leone, Kacey Jordan, and Capri Anderson (among others) will have you thrashing your meat like it's never been thrashed before. Or then again, maybe they won't.
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