While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
Jocks: love 'em or run screaming, holding onto your not-yet toilet-swirled hair whenever they enter the hallway, they're the focus of most works by Jocks Studio. Having been in operation many, many years, it's no surprise that Jocks present their fans with a website loaded with awesome hardcore vids pitting jock against twink and, sometimes, jock against jock. What is a surprise is that none of the content, not even the photos, can be downloaded or saved. Once you're a Jocks Studios member, you'll have access to everything, but only as long as your membership remains valid. How long will that be? Will you even join at all? Heed Mr. Pink's advice as I take you on our inaugural journey into the heart of Jocks Studios.
A site called Elite TV Online that features naked women cavorting on the beach, in the tub, and on top of each other? Man, how could this not be awesome? Well, like all adult sites, Elite TV Online can be an iffy proposition. After all, any site with live webcam (and phone!) chats connecting you to actual, real, bona fide, "I suck dick on camera for money" pornstars could be an overwhelmingly positive experience or it could be a major bummer. Just how does Elite TV Online manage to successfully blend archived and live content, and does it even manage it at all? Read on, faithful follower of Pink, and find out!
With over a dozen hot sluts and scintillating MILFs who don't just fuck with more energy and enthusiasm than a college lacrosse team after a few rounds of Five Hour Energy drinks, Sexy UK Pornstars make a fairly compelling case for the appreciation of those pornographic talents that haven't, at least not yet, made it to the USA. Diddling themselves, lapping at each other's boxes, and sucking a few dicks along the way, these British harlots are well worth checking out. Just don't expect them to give Lexi Belle, Kagney Linn Karter, or Eva Angelina cause for concern.
You might already be a devoted Team Skeet fan or you might not. You might own, use, and sleep beside a handheld Internet-capable communication and media device or, just maybe, you might not. Either way, once you've experienced instant porno gratification that follows you everywhere you and your pockets go, there's no going back. Team Skeet Mobile takes to those wavy 4G waves and proves that even its inexperienced porn starlets won't be outdone when it comes to exploring the Internet in the sexiest possible fashion.
Straight sex isn't manly enough and gay sex too much, so what then, oh gender-bending porno fiend, do you watch for kicks? My Dream Shemale could be right up your alley, especially if you've imagined yourself on the giving end of a fierce ass-pounding tranny-fucking session with some hot Latina and her stiff dick. Hardcore from the get-go to the adios, My Dream Shemales high-res photos and 720p HD videos present you, the hypothetical member, a growing collection of scenes guaranteed to have you wondering "WTF?" while you dump a load, christening your latest box of Kleenex with some true gender-bending carnal frivolity. Sound like your kind of good time?
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
I've only had a few instances in my life when I've 'accidentally' snuck a peek at the underwear of a real live woman in real life. She, a friend, got out of my car and was wearing Marvel Comics boyshorts and I fell in love (aww). I think she did it on purpose, unlike the women of Skirts Up Girls, who must be coaxed and cajoled and convinced and coerced into lifting their skirts or dresses and showing what secrets lie beneath. You, too, can discover the joys of peeking at panties by signing up for a Skirts Up Girls membership. Will it be hot enough to get your blood pumping or is that rage brewing over wasting money on a site no more worthwhile that an escalator ride at the mall? Read on, fella, and find out!
When it comes to babes and the beach, no other site can really touch Costeñas Locas. After all, it does feature some of South and Central America's most curvaceous and charming women, most of them with typically thick asses, and shoots its hardcore scenes by the beach, under a cabana, and in the breaking waves of the ocean for a tropical effect. A vicarious vacation for the sun-deprived Spanish-speaking audience and those who, language be damned, just wanna see some choice tail work its wonders on your sexual urges, Costeñas Locas is a brief (but unfortunately quite disappointing) treat.
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
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