Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
I've only had a few instances in my life when I've 'accidentally' snuck a peek at the underwear of a real live woman in real life. She, a friend, got out of my car and was wearing Marvel Comics boyshorts and I fell in love (aww). I think she did it on purpose, unlike the women of Skirts Up Girls, who must be coaxed and cajoled and convinced and coerced into lifting their skirts or dresses and showing what secrets lie beneath. You, too, can discover the joys of peeking at panties by signing up for a Skirts Up Girls membership. Will it be hot enough to get your blood pumping or is that rage brewing over wasting money on a site no more worthwhile that an escalator ride at the mall? Read on, fella, and find out!
When it comes to babes and the beach, no other site can really touch Costeñas Locas. After all, it does feature some of South and Central America's most curvaceous and charming women, most of them with typically thick asses, and shoots its hardcore scenes by the beach, under a cabana, and in the breaking waves of the ocean for a tropical effect. A vicarious vacation for the sun-deprived Spanish-speaking audience and those who, language be damned, just wanna see some choice tail work its wonders on your sexual urges, Costeñas Locas is a brief (but unfortunately quite disappointing) treat.
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
An adult website can be strictly devoted to its professed niche, add content on a frequent basis, present videos and photos in high resolution formats, and feature some extremely potent explicit sexual content, but that doesn't always mean it's a winner! Mature NL, a hardcore MILF and GILF site from The Netherlands, unfortunately suffers from a number of setbacks that, although considerably minor, are made unavoidably disappointing by a lofty membership fee. While Mr. Pink can't quite tell what the future holds for Mature NL, the present seems pretty damn dim.
There's a definite ending to the male sexual experience and it can often be a drag to clean up, hiding as it does in armpits, under pillows, and, as famously shown in There's Something About Mary, in the hair of a female receiver. Contrary to popular belief, however, men aren't the only ones capable of ejecting fluid from their bodies in a moment of climax, and squirting site Fem Flood aims to prove this in graphic detail in its exclusive photos and videos. Like squirting itself, though, Fem Flood doesn't always work as it should and could lead you, the viewers, wishing you'd never bothered to investigate it in the first place.
Porn is great and all, but doesn’t it sometimes feel quite distancing? You’re watching and fantasizing about fucking some woman you’ve never met and likely will never exchange words, let alone fluids with. It all seems a bit too impersonal. Day With a Pornstar changes all that! Brought to you by Brazzers, the 29-site network long considered one of the ‘nets best, Day With a Pornstar takes you on an outing with some of the hottest performers in the industry then brings them home (or stays out on the boat, at the beach, in the bowling alley) for some raucous hardcore sex as only Brazzers can deliver. It’s the next best thing to being a pornstar’s friend (preferably with benefits) IRL.
Some believe women are most sexually desirable in their early twenties, but Veronica Avluv destroys the notion by throwing her incredibly sexy 39-year-old self into scenes so rough, raw, and totally hardcore they'd make any porno newcomer wince, blush, and plotz all at the same time. Taking on all comers, male or female, often two or three at a time, and doing it all while looking like a refined, seductive Hollywood starlet of years gone by, Veronica Avluv's Club is one well worth examining closer.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
The vast majority of professional pornstars have breasts that could be declared impressive, but what makes the bustiest stand apart from the busty? They’ve got Serious Boobs, that’s what. Big, bountiful, undulating udders of gargantuan proportions can make the least physically engaging woman the object of lustful affection and Serious Boobs presents exactly such models in a collection of exclusive hardcore scenes designed to have you trying but failing to lift your eyes above a cleavage line. Serious Boobs, dear reader, quite simply offers exactly that.