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They say the simple things in life are often the best, so a site called Shemale Scenes seems like a great place to find some hardcore transsexual porn that cuts through the bullshit to deliver the best this woefully undervalued niche has to offer. Is that the case, though? Is Shemale Scenes such a thrilling ride for the tranny-fan in need of video and photo smut so perfect it's quite simply a must-see, or is it something else entirely? The truth, dear reader, as always, lies somewhere in between.

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If you've never traveled to Thailand and visit the seedier sides of its cities, you're unlikely to have your amateur pornography featured on Submit Your Thai. But if you're even slightly interested in the small-framed, tight-pussied, sweet-looking minxes that dance and entertain guests in Phuket's Gogo bars, Submit Your Thai is bound to impress upon you a feverish desire to fuck your way through one of Southeast Asia's most naturally dazzling jewels.

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Burning Ticket's resident "teen" site, Teen Slut Collection, might not have HD videos or an active update schedule, but it does offers some extraordinarily kinky hardcore content at a reasonable price. Produced in Germany, land of outrageous fetishism, the site shows the variety of activities German babes get up to when their libidos hit fever pitch. It's entertaining, sure, but it's not exactly the teen-focused hardcore wonderland its name implies.

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Exxxtasy won't clog your hard drive with multi-gigabyte movies you'll never watch again, nor will it bombard you with flashy advertising graphics and promotions. Unfortunately, there's plenty of other things it won't do that you'd probably prefer it did. One thing's for sure: Exxxtasy's large and rapidly growing archive of HD streaming porn is high on quality, convenience, and carnality (if very low on other important things like information). I tell ya, folks, if I was CEO of Exxxtasy Inc. I'd be screaming "Get this motherfucker on a TV, dammit, and let's take over the damn world!" Then I'd cackle, pop some champagne, and settle down to watch Sophie Dee suck my dick (POV or IRL?), praising Exxxtasy all the way to the bank.

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If you had a free pass to indulge any sexual fantasy you wanted with any woman of your choosing, you might want to scope out Fantasy Girl Pass for some ideas before leaping on your foxy (but surprisingly bland) neighbor. Fantasy Girl Pass is home to more than 15 stellar pornstars. From Catalina Cruz to, uh, Cassandra Cruz (by way of Jessica Jaymes, Sasha Grey, Trina Michaels, Puma Swede and others), there's so much top-notch adult talent here who'll be featuring in your fantasies for quite some time if only you'd let them in and get acquainted.

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For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.

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Finding a friend on the Internet used to be unique but nowadays its more common than the cold. Making that certain kind of friend who’ll keep coming back to fuck you time and time again, however, that’s still somewhat tricky. iFriends hopes to take the burden of the search and throw some sexual satisfaction your way with its roster of thousands and thousands of sexy live webcam performers, every one eager to drain your wallet and your balls all in good time.

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Of all Christian denominations, there’s something oddly alluring about your average, everyday young Mormon woman. Is she wearing those supposedly magic underwear? Will she dump your ass to go on a mission to Guatemala? Does Warren Jeffs remind her of her father? Questions of an even more personal, private (and ultimately forbidden) nature are addressed at Mormon Girlz, a highly original HD journey into the most sordid acts a Utah temple has ever seen.

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Imagining a mass socio-economic migration of young black women, high school students, and their families from, say, Boyle Heights to, say, Brentwood, Black Valley Girls sees only positive consequences for the sexually frustrated and interracially-curious of the rich mostly-white suburbs. From Team Skeet, this small but tantalizing new site sees seductive black girls steal boyfriends, corrupt neighborhoods, and generally prove to be unrepentant hussies. Sure, it’s a ludicrous stereotype rendered in a pretty odd porno style, but with HD videos shooting the likes of Jenna Foxx and Mya Mays, what are you gonna do - complain?

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