Dakota Rae Patrick, a blonde, buxom pornstar who can now be seen at her self-titled official page on the Aziani network, sure is the personification of a MILF or cougar. As hot as the day is long, Dakota strips and then strokes, stuffs, and otherwise stimulates her pussy in scenes of solo masturbation. While not the most impressive site on the Aziani roster, Dakota does present herself in a very appealing way and will surely attract plenty of fans with her tantalizing tour page previews. Once inside the site, however, things look a little less impressive. What exactly does that mean? Well, you’re just gonna have to read along with the prophet of poon, Mr. Pink, as I take a good, long, hard look at Dakota Rae Patrick.
Phil-Flash “is not your everyday adult site”. Claiming to have been coaxing hot girls into disrobing on camera for almost ten years and now, after numerous redesigns and retoolings, Phil-Flash enters a new phase of online existence. Recruiting some of the hottest American amateur teen harlots to ever grace a webpage, Phil manages to show his fans what life can be like for a guy with a camera and a dream. Unfortunately, photography seems to be where this DIY porno mogul’s skill-set ends, leaving an extremely weak website clouding the otherwise fantastic images of hot, hot teen hotties.
Think of your darkest, most twisted sexual fantasy. Now, try to imagine something that hasn’t been featured on one of Kink dot com’s numerous websites. Hard, isn’t it? So complete is the Kink collection that they’ve added yet another extreme porn site, this time focusing on women whose ultimate fantasy is to be immobilized and fucked by a gang of erect and raging men. Bound Gangbangs isn’t your average gangbang site, nosireebob, and you certainly won’t soon forget watching the likes of Lorelai Lee gasp for air as yet another cock fills an open orifice. Bound Gangbangs is the ultimate female submission fantasy, and, who knows, maybe you guys will enjoy it, too!
Who comes to mind when you think of punk chicks? Joan Jett, Brody Dalle, and Courtney Love? Man, Joan Jett’s gay, Brody Dalle can’t stop shitting out babies and crummy records, and Courtney is, well, you know, in a "Hole" 'nother stratosphere. The Burning Angel girls featured on POV Punx, however, are drop-dead gorgeous and stunningly slutty young punks covered in tatts and piercings, with crazily dyed hair, and a penchant for taking “your” cock in da ass! Delivering a growing collection of impressive point-of-view scenes featuring plenty of debauched, vigorous schtupping, POV Punx gives you the chance to fuck a punk girl... kinda.
Rejoice, gents! If you get off on watching big-dicked brothers take on lily-white sisters, you’ll no doubt get a kick out of I Need It Black. Problem is, said kick probably won’t last too long. There are simply too many negative aspects holding I Need It Black back from achieving its full potential.
Thainee, a very petite and extremely comely Thai girl, makes her online home at a website of the same name. There she presents her growing legion of fans with an exclusive collection of photoshoots and videos that see her romping around Southeast Asia, stripping off on a secluded beach, shopping at an outdoor mall, and blowing her boyfriend (who's also her photographer and manager) until he blows all over her. Thainee might be, well, tiny, but she's a dynamic performer. If only her site presented her in a more sophisticated fashion...
With Japanese pop culture further expanding into the United States, it should come as no surprise that Hentai (Japanese animated or illustrated porn) is doing huge business on the Internet. Which brings me to the Hentai Key Movie Network, where you'll find an absolutely incredible amount of material that covers almost every conceivable fantasy sex situation that involves humans and untold other lifeforms.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.