Thainee, a very petite and extremely comely Thai girl, makes her online home at a website of the same name. There she presents her growing legion of fans with an exclusive collection of photoshoots and videos that see her romping around Southeast Asia, stripping off on a secluded beach, shopping at an outdoor mall, and blowing her boyfriend (who's also her photographer and manager) until he blows all over her. Thainee might be, well, tiny, but she's a dynamic performer. If only her site presented her in a more sophisticated fashion...
With Japanese pop culture further expanding into the United States, it should come as no surprise that Hentai (Japanese animated or illustrated porn) is doing huge business on the Internet. Which brings me to the Hentai Key Movie Network, where you'll find an absolutely incredible amount of material that covers almost every conceivable fantasy sex situation that involves humans and untold other lifeforms.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
Stepping into a tight black domme uniform, picking up the nearest available torture device, and aiming it at a gasping, sweating, sobbing woman desperate for more of both pain and pleasure, Sister Dee forces her latest sub to surrender emotionally, physically, sexually entirely to her command. Sister Dee is the Top Grl 'round these parts, fellas, and if you wanna see her wrangle some incredibly brave and submissive sluts, Top Grl's the place.
Burning Ticket's token orgy site isn't just an orgy site - it's a gaming site, too! Participants spin a segmented wheel in order to decide which debauched, depraved, utterly, deliciously kinky sexual activity will be the focus of today's episode. Then, naturally, they incorporate it into their rampant orgies in what is hopefully an entertaining and enlightening way. (Since they're speaking in German, though, it's kinda hard to tell if they're successful or not.) Like real life orgies, Spin to Swing is confusing and often disappointing. But when it rocks, it rocks hard.
If you fancy yourself something of a comic book, anime, video game, sci-fi and fantasy fan but have a libido that your backyard bullies would never believe, you'll likely find solace in the arms of the My Geek Goddess models. Gussied up in the costumes of X-Men, Avengers, anime warriors, alien hunters, undead menaces, and even a Clockwork Orange droog (all female versions, of course), the ladies let their inner superheroines come to life in the exclusive photography of My Geek Goddess, where you're truly among the geekiest of friends.