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Promising its users a wild time at the controls of a CGI animation machine called the Sex Simulator, Pink Visual Games is one of a handful of adult websites putting its users in charge of creating their own porn according to their own specific tastes, likes, and needs. Allowing for free memberships and (as long as you're a Windows user) free download of the Sex Simulator program, Pink Visual Games seems like a cheap and interesting way to take control of your porn viewing in a way never before possible. Gussy up your cyber-dreamgirl, plonk her on a beach, a boat, or a four-post bed, and get ready for the ride of your avatar's digital life.
You no doubt know how men masturbate - for all I know you could be in the midst of demonstrating it to yourself this very second - and you've surely seen plenty of evidence to suggest a few different standard methods women use to attain self-pleasure, but what about those who bridge the gap between male and female, transsexuals? At Tranny Solos members are treated to more than 70 scenes of cock-stroking, breast-caressing, nipple-twisting, ass-fingering fun courtesy of some of the finest shemale models this increasingly less obscure porn niche has yet seen. Whether you're here to get tips for your first tranny-loving experience or you simply like to watch, Tranny Solos adds a feminine touch and presents a unique perspective on man's favorite pastime.
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