Those of you who've never had sex with a Native American woman, well, join the club. You could've been inside Koreans, Ugandans, Bolivians, Irish, Germans, and even a Maori, but Native Americans continue to elude you? Perhaps you could follow the lead of Shimmy, one of porn's true originals, who decided that enough was enough and set out to fuck as many native chicks as he could. Taking his trusty video camera along for the ride, this fella shot himself a bunch of the most brutally realistic and therefore thoroughly engaging, genuinely amateur smut on the 'net. It might not be pretty from beginning to end, dear readers, but NDN Girls certainly is original.
Expectations are, well, lukewarm for Teen Pink Videos as I enter my log-in details and hit the update page for the first time in what seems like (and probably is) years. What, updates have stalled? What's going on here? Must I inform my loyal readers that Teen Pink Videos is deader than Sid Vicious and Nancy Spudgen combined? Sorry, folks, but it looks that way. For more information on what exactly happened to Teen Pink Videos and what anyone signing up now is getting for their money, read on!
When it comes to women’s feet, many guys want nothing more than to caress them, taste them, and worship them as evidence of female divinity. Putting two horny female foot fetishists in the same room and setting a camera on them, then, is a recipe for sapphic success. Sapphic Barefoot does exactly that, offering scenes of lesbian sex with a focus on toe, foot, and leg play that’ll make the tiny little hairs on your own toes (among other body parts) stand right up!
Lesbo Rimjob calls itself a site where “Horny hotties can’t stop rimming their gorgeous girlfriends!” and judging by the tour pages, which are loaded with graphic depictions of tongues in asses, this enticing claim appears to be true. After spending a good long while meandering through the site in an attempt to unveil its positive and negative attributes, however, this reviewer can only say that Lesbo Rimjob licks ass in the most pejorative sense.
While it’s fun to watch professional porn actresses ride the motorized dido-equipped masturbation saddle known as the Sybian, their exaggerated moans and obvious performances can get a little predictable. The cure? Asian Sybian, a site devoted to introducing smoking hot Thai sluts to the auto-electro-erotic pleasure of the infamous pussy-pounding, clit-rubbing device. Watch them slip onto the phallus with a smile on their faces! Watch them ride it to first gear, then to second! Watch the thrilling conclusion where their legs shake, their pussies quiver, and their dark eyes widen! They’re having so much fun and, with Asian Sybian, you can too.
Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!
Taking a girl out to dinner before taking her home for "coffee" is the oldest trick in the pick-up playbook, but what does a gourmand playboy do when faced with a girl whose appetite for both food and sex is so large it's a little scary? If you ever find yourself in such a situation, you can always turn to Feed Her Fuck Her for advice. A site built around the combination of BBW models, hardcore sex, and food fetishism, Feed Her Fuck Her is as original as it is frustrating. With just fifteen scenes in its archive, scenes that are recycled as "new" updates, there's less of interest here than at your local Souplantation, where you can at least get your girl in free with a coupon.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Tia Ling may have been born in Cleveland Ohio, but you won’t find her featured in any ‘Miss Amateur Cumslut: Midwest Edition’ DVD release. Instead, this artificially (but still impressively) buxom pornstar is usually found in the “Asian” niche, relying on her Korean heritage to bring an exotic Oriental flavor to her blistering hardcore performances. While Tia’s star might be fading a little - thanks in part, it seems, to this website - it’s still worth checking her out in a quick interracial double-penetration or BDSM scene, or one of the many other powerful hardcore scenes Tia Ling’s official site has in abundance.
When you're a Czech girl with a comely demeanor and attractive physique, the temptation to be lured into an adult film production must be hard to resist. The promise of international stardom, traveling to exotic places, and fucking the studliest dudes in all of Eastern Europe must make it sound like a pretty sweet career proposition. The thing is, it'll likely turn out like Nasty Czech Chicks: somewhat enjoyable but largely disappointing and curiously inactive.
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