Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
Bizarix is a German fetish video site promising homemade kinkiness of an extreme nature. The performing "fetish dolls" and their male cohorts conjure up some rather bizarre activities to while away the rainy days and to ensure you'll never look at saran wrap the same way again. But, with only 46 scenes available and no photo content to call its own, Bizarix isn't quite as impressive as it hopes to be.
Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?
The horny hoochie mamas seen on MILFs Gone Anal aren't your average middle-aged sluts - especially since most of them aren't middle-aged at all; they're such rampant anal whores they're letting guys pound their buttholes without even learning their names first! Your friend's hot mom or your dad's hot girlfriend or whoever you've been discreetly ogling despite a significant age gap can't hold a lubed-up candle to these pornstar babes, that's for sure. Getting inside MILFs Gone Anal might be setting oneself up for something of a disappointment, but since it also acts as a gateway to the large and continually expanding Pink Visual Pass network, it's not at all the lost cause it can sometimes appear to be. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, MILFs Gone Anal.
With a title like Sausage Party, you might think this website was about about woman-hating men standing around comparing their craft beers, waxing philosophical about Van Halen, and stoking the flames that grill their half-pound Angus burgers. You might, but you'd be wrong. Sausage Party is decked out rather nicely with exclusive photos and videos that show how rowdy and raunchy a few dozen young men can get when they've been teased to a point of immense frustration by costumed male strippers and dancers. The party soon takes a turn for the sexier as the attending guests start to themselves disrobe and the entertainment starts getting rather personal, leaning back to have their dicks sucked, or bending an especially hot audience member over a tableful of deli trays and pounding that tight boy pussy 'til the cows come home. Don't let it ever be said that gay men don't know how to the throw one hell of a fucking party.
Having had his fill of Native American babes, Shimmy, North America's most enterprising amateur pornographer takes to the streets of the Dominican Republic to shoot his sexual adventures with the hustling hotties of Sosua in his incomparable, irreverent style. He's got money in his pocket, the lay of the land, and in a few minutes he'll no doubt have his dick in some girl's hand, his trusty camera there to capture every straight-up fucktastic moment. Since we're all a bit short on travel money these days, Toticos, which means "little pussy" in Dominican Spanish, just might be your best for broadening your sexual-racial horizons.
With a top-notch pornstar for an older sister, Brittany Preston could've taken her adult life in almost any direction and she wouldn't disappoint her parents as much as big sis, Tiffany. Strange, then, that Brittany decided to follow in her elder sibling's footsteps and make the leap into adult entertainment on her very own website Tiffany Preston's My Kinky Sister. It's not just the site that Brittany owes to Tiffany, either, but her entire success. God knows she didn't earn it through My Kinky Sister, which is not only hugely underdeveloped and mismanaged, but not really all that kinky, either. Siblings don't always make the best co-workers, true, but maybe there's more to Tiffany's influence on her lil' sister than first meets the eye. So come along as, in true Mr. Pink's fashion, we dive headfirst into Brittany's online home to find out once and for all what the fuck is up with My Kinky Sister!
When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
In the immortal words of small town beauty queen (and known town bicycle), Laura Palmer, "Isn't sex weird?" Boy, if only Laura had seen the influx of utterly bizarre Japanese animated smut that crept onto our American shores thanks to the Internet, she'd likely shit a brick. Hentai Niches is one of many sites on the 'net devoted entirely to explicit animated sex scenes, but unlike many similar sites, Hentai Niches promises uncensored penetration in a wild and wonderful range of niches, from pirate dandies who love to titty-fuck, virtual reality masturbation aids, hardcore gangbangs, to straight-up lesbian and hetero intercourse between studly studs and slutty sluts. With five bonus sites tacked onto your membership package and 600 scenes already on this site alone, Hentai Niches is like one of those Chinatown DVD stores' XXX areas - you know, the ones with a little floral privacy curtain - but digital and nowhere near as sketchy.