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First ascribed to Hollywood It Girl, Jean Harlow, the term "bombshell" has come to denote any woman regarded as a sex symbol. Gone are the incredible hourglass figures of Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Diana Dors, and Mamie Van Doren and in their stead sits Bombshell Girl, a site devoted to the most enticing women in adult entertainment. A few babes does not a great porn site make, however, and Bombshell Girl, as you'll soon see, is in need of a little TLC.
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Shooting a load all over a pretty face or an ample bust might thrill most guys, but you, you're a devotee of internal ejaculations and demand your "creampie" porn is of a high standard of excellence. Creampie Overload aims to blow you away with its exclusive collection of, well, creampie porn. Starring the likes of Claire Dames, Jennifer Dark, and Bree Olson, this site, another hardcore venture from the Pink Visual Pass network, aims to fill your hard drive with creampie-loving cum-dumpsters just as fully as the swinging dicks co-starring in these scenes fill the girls themselves. Is Creampie Overload fulfilling on a deeper level, though? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out, so grab your flashlight and hardhat and let's dig deep into Creampie Overload and see what's what, huh?