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In many Asian countries, establishments selling little but sake and sex are, in comparison to many other parts of the world, quite commonplace. When you’re stuck in one of the “other parts”, though, your access to sweet Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Laotian, and Thai pussies (among others) can be severely limited. Not so at Asian Sex Club! Built to be an online equivalent of said sexual emporiums, Asian Sex Club stars a throng of hot and horny Asian girls and shows you the ins and outs and upside-downs of their sexual habits in truly enticing style.
To paraphrase Danny DeVito in David Mamet’s film Heist, “Everyone loves boobs. That’s why they call ‘em boobs.” And Danny should know; he’s at a height where most large-breasted women could plonk their funbags down on his head and give their lower back a bit of a rest. The women of Boobs XXL’s breasts, however, are so large they’d crush everyones favorite pint-sized thespian, leaving us with Peter Dinklage, who, I’m told, is more of an ass man. Let’s keep the titties afloat, friends, by giving Boobs XXL, a site devoted entirely to the worship of bountiful female chests, our full, undivided attention. Whaddya say?
First ascribed to Hollywood It Girl, Jean Harlow, the term "bombshell" has come to denote any woman regarded as a sex symbol. Gone are the incredible hourglass figures of Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Diana Dors, and Mamie Van Doren and in their stead sits Bombshell Girl, a site devoted to the most enticing women in adult entertainment. A few babes does not a great porn site make, however, and Bombshell Girl, as you'll soon see, is in need of a little TLC.
Tussinee, oh Tussinee. Where have you been-ee all my life-ee, bab-ee? Standing 5'0" tall on the dot, this 25-year-old Thai hottie shows off her incredibly slender but banging body on this, her eponymous official website, in exclusive photo galleries and scenes of moving images so delightfully tropical and seductive you'll likely start drooling even before you log in. Grab a tissue, though, 'cause Tussinee's site is so disappointing it might be tears you'll be catching after a quick look around. Oh, Tussinee, what have you done?
With more than two thousand sexy men of all shapes and sizes waiting in the wings to perform exclusively for you, Real Live Guys is initially a very promising live webcam site. Once you get inside - basic membership is free! - and take a look around, though, it's clear that you'd have to be pretty damn dedicated to these guys to justify spending as much money here as it'll take to really have a good time. Still, one look at the hunky fellas waiting to please you and you'll no doubt find Real Live Guys pretty hard to resist.
Adult Doorway hosts ten hardcore sites of varying degrees of outright sexual debauchery, from vintage hardcore films and straightforward handjobs to the nastiest, filthiest, most stomach-turning oral scenes you've ever seen, and it offers it all under one not entirely inconvenient virtual roof. What this notorious network lacks - and it lacks many, many things - it attempts to make up for with pure animal carnality. Are we not men, though? Are we beasts so easily satisfied? Can Adult Doorway, which panders to what many consider our most primal perversions, satisfy a sophisticated modern porn audience? I intend to find out!
Shooting a load all over a pretty face or an ample bust might thrill most guys, but you, you're a devotee of internal ejaculations and demand your "creampie" porn is of a high standard of excellence. Creampie Overload aims to blow you away with its exclusive collection of, well, creampie porn. Starring the likes of Claire Dames, Jennifer Dark, and Bree Olson, this site, another hardcore venture from the Pink Visual Pass network, aims to fill your hard drive with creampie-loving cum-dumpsters just as fully as the swinging dicks co-starring in these scenes fill the girls themselves. Is Creampie Overload fulfilling on a deeper level, though? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out, so grab your flashlight and hardhat and let's dig deep into Creampie Overload and see what's what, huh?
Although most people assume that the over-the-hill and elderly are content to have inactive sex lives, you know better, don't you? You know that given the opportunity, plenty of women in their forties, fifties, and sixties would be chomping at their dentures to grab a few girlfriends, invite over a young neighborhood stud (perhaps to earn some pocket money pruning hedges), and let their freak flags fly in a salacious orgy of decadent, mature carnality so raucous and uninhibited it can really only be called pornographic. I suppose that's why you're about to read a review of Mature Sex Party, a site on the Mature Mega Pass network devoted to situations exactly like that I just described. Inside you'll find HD videos showing the most salacious, scandalous, swingingest orgies to ever include breaks for the incontinent and arthritic. Talk about a unique porn site!
When you're as foxy as Jayden Cole, you hardly need to do much else to warrant and receive the attention of a mass quantity of men all eager for a peek, touch, or taste. At her official site, Club Jayden, Ms. Cole makes her first attempt at building for herself and her fans an online home filled with "exclusive" photo and video material that stars her fine self in every scene. Like the other sites on the Brand Danger network, Club Jayden makes a number of lofty boasts on its tour pages, but are they met inside? That, dear reader and prospective Club Jayden member, is the question.