You want your porn dirty, right? You want it hot, too, of course, which is no doubt what led you to this, Mr. Pink's very first review of Dirty Hot Productions. Started by four guys who wanted to ensure porn fans had access to premium hardcore content that didn't waste time with pleasantries like dialogue and pointless set dressing, content that instead headed straight for the fucking! Far from perfect and only barely delivering on this promise, Dirty Hot Productions doesn't really manage to make much of an impression this time around. Maybe in a few years once it has evolved then you'll find your faithful review churner-outerer suggesting a hasty, blind sign-up. But certainly not now.
It's hard to image any heterosexual man would want any women he's lucky enough to encounter to remain clothed while he's stripped bare, but that's how it goes here at CFNM Show, a site that takes an improvised game show setup and applies it to the Clothed Female Naked Male porn niche. The scenes currently hosted here, presented by the lovely and sexually adventurous Pepper, are a great deal of fun, yes, but the collection is so scant in its offerings that you'd have to be a die-hard CFNM fan to consider joining CFNM Show. And even then you'd want to consider your options pretty strongly.
Fort Lauderdale is one of those places most Mr. Pink's readers would have heard of, but never been to, am I right? Well, had you spent as much time in Fort Lauderdale as our friend, the owner and operator (and sometime faceless star) of Fort Lauderdale Babes, you too would not only be neck-deep in pussy, you'd be the driving force behind one of the most genuine amateur adult websites on the 'net. Finding slightly-above-average-looking girls on the streets and beaches of the titular town, our man brings them home for a bit of rumpy and leaves the camera on the while time, capturing every delicious DIY second for his devoted followers and soon-to-be-members. But doing all the work yourself always has its drawbacks, some of them are here so devastating that maybe a breath of fresh air is needed to bring some life to Fort Lauderdale Babes, if only to preserve a record of the hotties that once packed the infamous Elbo Room.
Born in Vegas, you could say Faye Reagan was destined for a career in adult entertainment. Having now been an active pornstar for almost five years, the 24-year-old redhead stars on her very own official website, Play With Faye. But with the site languishing in inactivity without making the move towards HD content, and failing to offer complete exclusivity, one has to wonder whether Faye really wants to play at all. An intriguing woman and solid performer she may be, but without an adequate online base, Faye Reagan's star could be fading sooner than she or her fans would like.
Though it doesn't feature a single woman in yoga pants, a leotard, or gym socks, Sporty One nonetheless showcases its delectable European and American models as they undress and proceed to pleasure themselves (and you) in erotically charged masturbation scenes. Unfortunately, without any recents updates to reassure members, Sporty One appears to be on its way down. Where does that leave you, you devotee of busty masturbating beauties?
She might be a wee little thing, but Kita Zen, the Oregonian Filipino pornstar, puts everything she has into every scene she shoots. Her official Pornstar Platinum website, Kita Zen XXX, promises HD videos, weekly webcam shows, and an intimate experience like no other. Those seeking the be-all, end-all of Kita Zen collections, however, should look elsewhere as this enticing babe's official site is anything but definitive.
In all reality, Mr. Pink can’t just pack up and head off to visit Prague for the weekend without some serious moolah and a shitload of planning and, since I've heard Europe’s most stunningly sensual women are Czech, I should be pretty miffed, right? Well, I'm gonna quit my bellyaching and throw on some 3D glasses, buddy, ‘cause 3D Prague Girls takes us on a powerful erotic journey through the Czech capital with a handful of the most gorgeous naked women ever to step out of that tired old 2D format and enter the anaglyphic, Real 3D-enabled realm known as the third dimension.
Brand new site, TnA Tryouts, presents fresh faces who think they’re applying for a modeling job of some extremely vague description. Instead of running lines, though, the HDIC (Head Dick in Charge) convinces them that the best display of their abilities is to drop to their knees, slobber on his head, then lie back for a bit of the ol’ in-out, in-out. We all wish we could fuck a new girl every week with this little effort! Print up a few flyers, borrow a video camera, tell a few lies, and boom - pussy. While TnA Tryouts certainly shows its relative newness, these “amateur” scenes are sure to be of interest to many Mr. Pink’s readers. So, interested parties, read on and discover all the fleshy, clammy details of TnA Tryouts!