When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
In the immortal words of small town beauty queen (and known town bicycle), Laura Palmer, "Isn't sex weird?" Boy, if only Laura had seen the influx of utterly bizarre Japanese animated smut that crept onto our American shores thanks to the Internet, she'd likely shit a brick. Hentai Niches is one of many sites on the 'net devoted entirely to explicit animated sex scenes, but unlike many similar sites, Hentai Niches promises uncensored penetration in a wild and wonderful range of niches, from pirate dandies who love to titty-fuck, virtual reality masturbation aids, hardcore gangbangs, to straight-up lesbian and hetero intercourse between studly studs and slutty sluts. With five bonus sites tacked onto your membership package and 600 scenes already on this site alone, Hentai Niches is like one of those Chinatown DVD stores' XXX areas - you know, the ones with a little floral privacy curtain - but digital and nowhere near as sketchy.
Looking for women who’ll drop to their knees three feet from a camera lens and start sucking dick, but haven’t done it a few hundred times before? Stop on by Amateurs Raw, a site that introduces some of the adult industry’s brightest new talents and lays them out for a straight, solid fucking. Although giving itself plenty of opportunities to grow and improve over the coming months (and hopefully years), Amateurs Raw has already made quite a splash.
Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
If there's one thing Katie Summers is good at, it's making her viewers fall head-over-heels in love and lust. A 23-year-old Texan whose incredible (if slightly artificially enhanced) body must be seen, preferably in action, to be believed, Katie throws herself into hardcore scenes and softcore photo shoots here on her official site, Club Katie Summers. With HD movies, high-res pictures, and Pornstar Platinum network access on the cards, anyone with a penchant for bubbly, busty Southern blondes would be mad to miss the chance to peek inside the world of Katie Summers.
Mandy Bright is a kinky woman and here on her appropriately titled 21Sextreme site, Mandy is Kinky, she dons a plethora of costumes, uses a wide variety of toys, and fucks both men and women with vim, vigor, and, on occasion, viciousness. Unfortunately, Mandy is Kinky hasn't seen any action in a number of years and now just sits there looking, well, rather worse for wear. Will Mandy return, and if so, will she be anywhere near as kinky as she once was? Mr. Pink aims to find out.
Meet Justine and Diana and their website of the exact same name, Justine and Diana. They're young German women with slender, sexy bodies and a wide ranging wardrobe of sultry, seductive outfits they'll be trying on and slowly removing for your erotic entertainment. Both Justine and Diana seem to be lovely young ladies, but I'm afraid they're not terribly exciting. Do they get more exciting once you peel back the covers of their official website? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out. Wanna tag along?
You've been sitting on those scandalous 'n' sexy pics of your last fella for a while now and times are only getting tougher. The temptation to sell of your pornographic A/V assets to make a little extra bread and get revenge on your ex at the same time, well, it's pretty fucking intense right now, isn't it? If you follow the example set by the guys responsible for ExBF, Big Daddy's token "homemade" porn site, you'll send the ExBF crew your pics and vids and gain some notoriety in the process. If you're not bastard enough to sell out even your cheating, lying, thieving ex, you could always sign up for a membership and enjoy the fruits of others' labor. Hell, it's only thirty bucks a month and offers HD videos showing you how ravenous two guys can be when thrust together by love, fate, destiny, or just plain old lust.
When you find yourself becoming bored with today's triple-penetration, super-hardcore, spitting-slapping-choking porn, there's always the hits of the past. Turning back to the '60s, '70s, and '80s - with maybe a little '90s thrown in for good measure - is Hall of Fame Porn, a site from Emotion Porn Network that operates under a fairly simple premise: vote for your porno idols of yesteryear and we'll put 'em on online! Want more a supercock John Holmes? Christy Canyon's absorbing rack get you off? Get into Hall of Fame Porn and vote with your pecker!
Gloryhole scenes are found in just about every adult video market, whether kink, mainstream, or extremely fetishistic. Usually, though, the women doing the sucking are hot young things with relentless sexual energy. At Mature Gloryhole, however, it's the older generations of cumsluts that are dropping to their knees to deliver deep, slippery blowjobs. Taking facial after facial until they can barely see (even with their bifocals on), these 40-something, 50-something, and 60-something knob-gobblers make a great case for visiting your local gloryhole and asking the woman on the other not to bother if she's under forty. After all, experience is what really counts and nobody is more experienced at sucking dick than the wrinkled and wanton hussies of Mature Gloryhole.