Jocks: love 'em or run screaming, holding onto your not-yet toilet-swirled hair whenever they enter the hallway, they're the focus of most works by Jocks Studio. Having been in operation many, many years, it's no surprise that Jocks present their fans with a website loaded with awesome hardcore vids pitting jock against twink and, sometimes, jock against jock. What is a surprise is that none of the content, not even the photos, can be downloaded or saved. Once you're a Jocks Studios member, you'll have access to everything, but only as long as your membership remains valid. How long will that be? Will you even join at all? Heed Mr. Pink's advice as I take you on our inaugural journey into the heart of Jocks Studios.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
Next time you hetero dudes stick your dicks through a hole in a public restroom stall wall, you might wanna double and triple check that it's a woman on the other side. If Unglory Hole is in any way an accurate reflection of current sexual trends, there's more likely to be both a woman and a man staring at your bell end, and it ain't the woman doing the sucking. Tricked into homosexual activity by a straight-fancying gay man and his busty, slutty accomplice who's most definitely all woman, the straights walking into Unglory Hole's glory hole have no idea that they're about to turned into an unwitting participant in porn that isn't just hardcore and homo, it's also live online at Unglory Hole, the trickiest, most conniving site on the Big Daddy network.
With one arm deep in another man's rear end and the other stroking his own throbbing member, the typical dominant male in a Club Inferno Dungeon scene is up to his elbow (often literally) in some of the most daring and outrageous all-male hardcore porn the Internet has ever held. Streaming directly to your computer screen in High Definition, you'll stare bug-eyed as kinky guys don leather, wield phalluses bigger than lamp-posts, and teach boys lessons they'll never forget; and it's likely you won't either. Club Inferno Dungeon is now open for the nastiest business in gay porn.
Largely taking place outdoors, behind factories, next to train tracks, underneath power lines, on abandoned properties, Thug Hunter combines interracial, exhibitionism, mutual masturbation, and straight-up hardcore oral and anal sex with what I hope is a healthy dose of satirical intent and churns out some pretty exciting stuff. And, hey, if it doesn't quite grab you y the throat and shake some sensual arousal into you, there's always the rest of the Big Daddy network at your disposal.
One dick can be satisfying, yes, and two can be even more fulfilling, but what happens when the dicks you've had available to you simply stop being enough? Plenty of Dicks is a four-site network with an almost unlimited supply of hard-ons, boners, stiffies, and chubs and the will to use each and every one in aid of your vicarious sexual satisfaction. TL;DR: Plenty of Dicks has, well, plenty of dicks.
Next time you hop on a bus and prepare to ride through your urban or semi-urban or suburban stomping grounds, you should be very careful where you sit. No, this isn't some stupid 'cool people sit at the back of the bus' bullshit, I'm talking about infectious diseases, impossible-to-remove stains, and the sensation that someone came in the exact spot the back pocket of your Levis now rests. This kind of rampant paranoia and spontaneous erecting of your tightly-packaged member are the kind of results you can expect from a Project City Bus membership. Taking public transport never seemed so rife with carnally homoerotic possibilities as it does once you've seen the wild crosstown romps taking place at Project City Bus.
Last time Mr. Pink’s published a review of Stroke That Dick, Next Door Studios’ token male masturbation site, things were looking fairly promising at the fledgling flesh merchant. The guys were hot, their dicks were hard, and you probably were, too. Nowadays, while much of the porn industry has moved on to High Definition video and almost constant updates, little has changed at Stroke That Dick. Where does that leave your favorite male masturbation site now?