Think Europe is all 19-year-old hookers in the windows, Michelangelo's David, and flamenco music? Think again, pilgrim! The Continent is loaded with women for whom sex is no big deal; in fact, it's kinda like wine and cheese: tasty! Included in this throng of eager European females are the older generations, the 40-somethings, 50-somethings, and 60-somethings (god bless 'em) who feel no shame in getting what they want, physically speaking, before they shuffle off this mortal coil. Mature EU, found on the Mature Mega Pass network, pays dutiful homage to these lascivious lasses, these madly fornicating fair maidens of advanced bodily annuity by way of hardcore fuck movies so explicit you'll never look the same way at grandma again. That, good sirs, verily I promise you.
If you've ever been afraid of seeing your girlfriend, sister, or soon-to-be-spouse on an adult website, prepare to open a whole new can of anxiety. USA Mature focuses entirely on women old enough to be a mother to most of you, dear readers, and probably a grandmother to some. That'd be fine if it was a site about arts and crafts - "Ooh, scrapbooking!" - but USA Mature is all about sex; hardcore, ribald, voraciously devoured sexy sex. These most mature of wannabe pornstars don't just fuck themselves with aplomb, they fuck each other and they fuck men, too! Talk about a bucket list, the lusty old broads of USA Mature has the most scandalous one in town!
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Most guys would kill to get their little mitts on a freshly shaved, silkily smooth, tight, and slightly moist 19-year-old pussy, but not you! Oh no, you've gotta retain your proud sense of sexual individuality and instead lust after the crusty, dusty, and excessively hirsute excuses for female genitalia as found only on the bodies of so-called "mature" women. Nobody's grandma's panties are safe around you, are they? Well, why not use Old Pussy Exam to live out your fantasies of gynecological examination, with you as the probing doctor and any one of fifty aging European women as your subjects? Don't deny yourself such a rare pleasure, doc! Old Pussy Exam is exactly the treatment you need.
The current socially acceptance of MILFs and cougars might lead many young men to believe that older women, much like older men, were always accepted and admired for their youthful sexual enterprises. In days gone by, however, that was most certainly not the case. Mature Retro is a site that gathers and displays hardcore adult entertainment of yesteryear that focuses on women of advanced age getting what they secretly desire most out of life: a good, hard schtupping! With 150 scenes already online and more on the way, and with strong connections to the Mature Mega Pass network, Mature Retro could very well be the elusive holy grail of finely aged MILF and GILF smut. (From the looks of things, though, I kinda doubt that's the case.)
Stick most any woman in a slim-fitting nurses uniform, open a few buttons to let that cleavage shine, and you've got a vision that'd inspire rock-hard erections in any red-blooded heterosexual man. Choose a woman of rather advanced age, though, and you're catering to a small group of dedicated fetishists, just like Naughty Head Nurse. While it definitely won't suit everyone, Naughty Head Nurse is definitely right up the alley of the aforementioned fetishists, as well as anyone who can excuse a wrinkly old broad if she's using a speculum to spread her lower lips while sitting astride an examination table. Make no mistake, folks, Naughty Head Nurse is what you get when you combine bizarre masturbation practices, medical fetishism, nurses uniforms, and ladies who've likely been called Grandma in earnest.
Anyone who can't help but wonder what that hot young lesbian couple at the other end of the bar will be like once they reach the ripe old age of 45 or 50 or 55 will surely get a kick out of Mom Loves Mom, a site loaded with middle-aged and elderly women who, societal conventions be damned, can't get enough of licking, sucking, and fucking each others brains out. Hardcore lesbian content abounds here and there's a large collection of solo masturbation content, too, making Mom Loves Mom a site of interest to lesbian and self-sufficient sex fans, both. There are, however, more than a couple of problems plaguing this site's existence and giving potential members second thoughts about signing up. (And no, none of these problems appear to be the declining physical health of the performers.)
Although most people assume that the over-the-hill and elderly are content to have inactive sex lives, you know better, don't you? You know that given the opportunity, plenty of women in their forties, fifties, and sixties would be chomping at their dentures to grab a few girlfriends, invite over a young neighborhood stud (perhaps to earn some pocket money pruning hedges), and let their freak flags fly in a salacious orgy of decadent, mature carnality so raucous and uninhibited it can really only be called pornographic. I suppose that's why you're about to read a review of Mature Sex Party, a site on the Mature Mega Pass network devoted to situations exactly like that I just described. Inside you'll find HD videos showing the most salacious, scandalous, swingingest orgies to ever include breaks for the incontinent and arthritic. Talk about a unique porn site!