When Seinfeld's resident boob, George Costanza, was discovered pleasuring himself to a printed women's periodical by his aging mother, it wasn't Playboy or Penthouse or even FHM that he was "reading," but Glamour magazine. Nowhere near as boring as that rag, though, is Glamour Idols, an adult website showcasing UK models for whom sophisticated, seductive style is a daily concern. With non-nude and softcore galleries and videos giving viewers many, many chances to ogle the finest female physiques the Motherland has to offer, Glamour Idols is more Page Three than Milan Fashion Week and well worth a closer look.
Alt.models claiming to be devoted comic book, video game, and anime fans are dime-a-dozen these days (and so are accusations of inauthenticity), but if anyone is proving that, geek credentials or not, a drop-dead sexy woman into cosplay is about as arousing and exciting as anything any nerd could conjure in his over-extended imagination. On her official website, cosplayer, model, and all-around ideal-woman Vera Baby offers fans private glimpses into her candid photo galleries, the best of her pro modeling photoshoots, and a variety of videos, some shot by pros and others shot by Vera herself, all intended to give geeks something to salivate over. Won't you let Vera Baby be your very own Harley Quinn?
Once upon a time, worshipping false idols landed you in the lake of fire without a paddle (or, come to think of it, a canoe). In the age of the Kardashiass, however, idolatry is an essential part of pop-culture eroticism. Take the ladies of Idols 69, for example: Japanese beauties willing to bare their bodies and open themselves sexually for the entertainment and enjoyment of their fans. Truly these glamorous Asian hotties are among the most worship-worthy idols on the 'net and surely even you cannot resist their innumerable charms! Part of All Japanese Pass, Idols 69 is the naked, moist, and writhing catwalk of Asian porn.
The ‘flash’ in Flashy Babes’ name could be alluding to the flash of the camera as it catches yet another glimpse of these beautiful young models or it could allude to their flashy personalities, which are certainly evident within the site’s walls. Or it could be a reference to the fact that they, yes, flash various parts of their nubile forms in front of the camera. Does this mean the site is a home-run? Nope, but it does mean that it’s at least an attractive bunt.
Short of throwing on some bright lipstick, slipping into thigh-high black leather stiletto-heeled boots and swearing a tub of paraffin wax all over your body, you're not likely to be called Glam and Glossy anytime soon. If your interests lie with those women for whom supreme style and total fucking fashionability is a day-to-day existence, Glam and Glossy has something for you! Wait… this isn't Glam and Glossy but Glam and Glossy XXXtra? What's the XXXtra? Oh, the girls masturbate here? Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Not finding a way to include Sunny Leone in your diet of pornographic delights is like hitting up a smorgasbord and not going back for seconds. On her self-titled official website, Sunny Leone poses, strips, seduces, and even pleasures herself, all in the name of keeping you entertained. She's the #1 Desi pornstar in the world, the toast of India's Bollywood industry, and one of the most captivating photo models working in this era of HD video. She's Sunny Leone and she's waiting patiently for you.
Slipping into a big double bed for a bout of tender, sensual lovemaking is one thing, slipping into a bed dressed with satin sheets, your woman in a silk slip, is another thing entirely. Engineered to enhance the already boundless potential certain fabrics have for arousing our libidos, satin and silk have long been associated with eroticism and romance. Sexy Satin Silk Fun dives headfirst into this underrepresented light fetish and brings its members a large and growing collection of videos and photo galleries filled with women so enamored of these powerfully tactile fabrics they can't help but become immensely aroused. And you know where that usually leads, right?
What do you get when you take a handful of retired and inactive pornstars, three or four current adult industry hotties, one bona fide legend of the sexual arts, and surround them with a website that's as outdated and disappointing as the movies it hosts? Well, you get one half of Premium Pass, that's what! (The other half is much more satisfying, though it can be hard to find.) Premium Pass's former devotion to its featured pornstar babes was both commendable and exciting to watch. Hopefully there are brighter days ahead of this longstanding pornstar-focused network.