"Me, Beautiful" shout the women of this so-named amateur smut site before stripping down to their birthday suits and offering a glimpse into their usually private self-gratification regimen. There's a problem, though, and it's not the lack of recent updates or the lackluster photo and video quality; it's the stone cold fact that there's so much content missing from Me Beautiful to almost make it completely worthless. "Wait," you say, "It's not completely worthless?" Almost, dear reader, but no, not quite. Me Beautiful, prepare to be opened up and examined X-Files autopsy style, by Mr. Pink.