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Professional pornstar posturing, posing, sexual bliss, and cocksucking skills can't hold a candle to the raw, immediate, tangible sensations of lust and sensuality that comes from watching some top notch homemade pornography starring amateur hotties, housewives and all. Chick Pass knows this unwritten law all too well and has established itself as a potential major player in the DIY porn world thanks to its immense collection of photo and video content that proves that amateur sluts aren't just as thrilling to watch as seasoned pros, they're far more convincing and, well, real, too!
Burning Ticket gathers together 18 websites focusing on wild (and wildly varying) kink and fetish activities. From MILF-fucking and fucking machines to swingers parties, bukakke facials, roughhousing, watersports, and extreme penetrations, Burning Ticket aims to be your European virtual vacation destination of choice. And, oh how European it is - German dialog ensures you're as confused as any drooling, blank-faced sub while being as hard (and morally confused) as any whip-wielding sadistic dom. What, you don't speak German? What kind of pervert are you?!
21Naturals.com follows in the digital footsteps of 21Sextury.com and 21Sextreme.com to deliver a hardcore site (allegedly) unlike any other. Focusing on beautiful imagery, sensual lovemaking, and world-class photography instead of gapes, gonzo, and grunting, 21Naturals.com might not fall into the same cliched traps many other porn sites do, but with only 22 scenes to show for itself, it hasn't really established its own voice yet, either.
Hetero porn gets all the attention, but there's plenty going on in the all-male areas of the porn industry. Male Spectrum Pass is a good example of a small but significant network of seven supposedly exclusive gay hardcore sites - His First Facial, Gay College Sex Parties, and Hot Muscle Dudes are a few - that delivers some solid adult entertainment to its subscribers but unfortunately fails to excel and build a strong reputation. There are a few key areas that need some attention and possibly upgrading, but Male Spectrum Pass is, for the streaming video viewer especially, a large archive immediately available to you and loaded with punchy buttfucking, creamy facials, and, hell, even some snuggling!
You’re fumbling around the Internet, reading Mr. Pink’s reviews in the hope of finding a porn site worthy of your financial attention; a site that brings you thousands upon thousands of hardcore scenes in varying niche styles, hundreds of the world’s best pornstars giving their all, and all for a very reasonable price. Well, folks, that site could very well be Porn Access, a network of more than a thousand smaller sites, each offering something exciting and intriguing, and all for just $5 a month (with Mr. Pink’s discount). Be warned, though: sailing through Porn Access is nowhere near as smooth as you might hope.
It's impossible to walk down a city street these days without bumping into some numbskulls whose fingers and eyes are glued to an iPhone, Android, or even a tablet. What, they're so secure in their financial stability that purchasing and flaunting the latest unnecessary gadget prevents them from walking and watching where they're going? Pfft. Unless they're looking at porn, there's no excuse for ruining an otherwise perfectly suitable mode of transportation. If the porn in question in being viewed on WTF Pass Mobile, the portable version of the nine-site network responsible for such titles as Panda Fuck and Hard Fuck Girls, then some collisions with other pedestrians are to be expected. For less than twenty bucks a month - that's with Mr. Pink's discount factored in, natch - WTF Pass Mobile members have access to more than one thousand exclusive videos. If that isn't distracting, well... hold on a sec...
XXX Vault is a relatively new network of ten adult websites, each one catering to a different niche of the hardcore pornographic arts. With sites as varied as White Girls Like it Big, Facial Flavor, and even the remarkably risque (pornographically and politically) Real Arabs Exposed, XXX Vault makes a strong first impression, but can it live up to not only its lofty ambitions, but the consistent professionalism and hugely arousing house styles of the likes of Brazzers, Bang Bros, Reality Kings, and Naughty America? Well, let’s just say I love an underdog.
Racially-motivated pornography is always a sticky subject. Stereotyping black men as having monstrously large penises and black women as sassy, shit-talking broads with huge asses, there's not a lot of reality in this particular genre in which there are thousands of websites. Narrowing it down somewhat further, we come to Ghetto Doorway, the five-site network that doesn't take "no" for an answer, doesn't mind a bit of puke on its dick, and really gets off on treating women like hardcore fuck-sluts worthy only of your slap, spit, and seed. If you're the kinda guy that finds Brazzers' Pornstar Punishment way too fucking tame for your hardcore tastes, Ghetto Doorway is likely more your speed. If you're a different kind of guy, well, it'd best if you proceed with caution. Lots and lots of caution.