With well over a hundred websites online, each one offering photos and videos showing just how salaciously slutty the everyday women of America and Europe can be with a camera trained on them, TAC Amateurs Network is a monstrously large endeavor, and one that will no doubt attract plenty of eager amateur smut fans to its tour and sign-up pages. Will these salivating beat-off-addicts head inside or click a few buttons and leave for greener pastures? Well, that, dear reader, depends on what Mr. Pink uncovers inside what could either be the worlds greatest amateur porn network or a complete and utter debacle. Read on and know all!
With a massive 43-site network to its name, Hot Bunny Pass certainly seems like an enjoyable way to while away the hours with some pornographic delights. Sure, it’s fairly expensive, even for such a large network, but the variety seems so vast how could things possibly go wrong? You’ve got teen cuties, Brazilian sex parties, Asians, MILFs, and latex-clad dommes, as well as spitters and squirters, so what could hamper the fun content like that brings? Well, dear reader, just you wait and see.
With Japanese pop culture further expanding into the United States, it should come as no surprise that Hentai (Japanese animated or illustrated porn) is doing huge business on the Internet. Which brings me to the Hentai Key Movie Network, where you'll find an absolutely incredible amount of material that covers almost every conceivable fantasy sex situation that involves humans and untold other lifeforms.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Sweet-tasting treats and sexually desirable women have been occupying the same linguistic arena for decades. Candy Girl Pass manages to push this tongue-tingling comparison as far as it can go in a softcore porn environment. Hosting 20 websites devoted to Euro models posing in barely-there outfits, giving you sultry looks and come hither gestures, and even pleasuring themselves when the mood strikes. Candy Girl Pass doesn't seem to be on the cutting edge of porno technology, nor does it seem to host recently-shot content, but being "in the now" or "of the moment" isn't always the best (and sexiest) way to be. Where does that leave Candy Girl Pass, you ask? Mr. Pink's is here to reveal all!
Adult Doorway hosts ten hardcore sites of varying degrees of outright sexual debauchery, from vintage hardcore films and straightforward handjobs to the nastiest, filthiest, most stomach-turning oral scenes you've ever seen, and it offers it all under one not entirely inconvenient virtual roof. What this notorious network lacks - and it lacks many, many things - it attempts to make up for with pure animal carnality. Are we not men, though? Are we beasts so easily satisfied? Can Adult Doorway, which panders to what many consider our most primal perversions, satisfy a sophisticated modern porn audience? I intend to find out!
Those who remain unsatisfied with a nicely formed pair of C-cups and demand simply the biggest, fattest, most gargantuan breasts ever developed by human females should be quite pleased with Jug Ticket, a network of seven sites - Breast Safari, Busty Torture, Nature Breasts, Sporty Boobs, Sublime Boobs, Wacky Jugs, and Wet Natural Tits - that aims to smother you with so much mammarian flesh you'll never find yourself wishing those DDs were HHs again.