Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
One day Lucie Blush woke up (probably in bed with a guy and/or girl or two), rolled over and decided to become a pornographer. Ditching the mainstream aspirations of so many wannabe porn producers, Lucie instead tried to present her own sexuality and that of her friends, lovers, and colleagues as honestly and passionately as possible. Shot in 1080p HD for a crisp, clear yet richly atmospheric visual style, Lucie's site is among the most promising European adult sites to pop up in some time and is an artsy breath of fresh air in an industry of predictability.
Male Pay Per View is, well… it's a male-oriented pay-per-view video site, obviously. Unlike most PPV services marketed to men, however, this one is almost entirely devoid of World Cup qualifiers and heavyweight title bouts. Male Pay Per View is instead a haven for those with a craving for hardcore man-on-man action in its most decadent forms. With HD videos, a Roku channel, and one big-ass archive of licensed gay hardcore movies, Male Pay Per View is a thrilling (if potentially budget-destroying) service.
Filled with the sluttiest 40-something, 50-something, and 60-something women you've ever seen spreading their thighs on camera, Mature Mega Pass and its plethora of networked websites offer a huge exclusive collection of original hardcore porn ranging from vanilla hetero sex to the wildest bisexual orgies you can imagine, and every woman (save for those on one teen site) is a wrinkled, grey-haired, veteran who has more experience with cocks and cunts both than the top five pornstars under 30 combined. If you're into cougars, MILFs, GILFs, and GGILFs and can afford the decidedly princely membership fee, Mature Mega Pass has exactly what you need, and plenty of it!
Mea Melone might not be the most well-known of today's crop of incredible European porn talents, but she's certainly one of the most exciting and intriguing. Not content to fuck the professionals she meets on set, Melone recruits average Joes from around Europe, inviting them to try their hand at professional onscreen sex for her Melone Challenge website. Capturing every success and failure in 1080p HD videos and high-res photos, Ms. Melone and merry band of sexual deviants have created a unique site that, though new and far from huge, has plenty to offer reality-porn fans.
Porn viewers, no matter how committed they feel to their favorite star performer or A-list studio, always end up hunting around for something completely fresh, something surprising, even shocking to push their adult entertainment to a more intense level. My Dirty Hobby provides one of the ‘net’s premiere amateur porn showcases, acting as a content distribution and social network for DIY pornstars, fetish performers, and would-be world-renowned supersluts. If you don’t watch your wallet, though, this pay-per-view enterprise could leave you drained of both spunk and currency - My Dirty Hobby is that good!
Whatever caused you to shy away from the world, hiding your true sexuality from the judgmental world at large, Open Life aims to kick it to the curb, bringing its members websites devoted to top-ranked pornstar talents and general sexual shenanigans. Although struggling to compete against the always-evolving competition, this ten-site network serves up a huge variety of porn, everything from hypno-porn to neighborhood orgies, live webcam shows, and some of the hottest mainstream porno around courtesy of our pal Manuel Ferrara. Open Life can be confusing and disorienting, but it can also deliver sexual punches so intense you'll be reeling for years.