Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.
If you fancy yourself something of a comic book, anime, video game, sci-fi and fantasy fan but have a libido that your backyard bullies would never believe, you'll likely find solace in the arms of the My Geek Goddess models. Gussied up in the costumes of X-Men, Avengers, anime warriors, alien hunters, undead menaces, and even a Clockwork Orange droog (all female versions, of course), the ladies let their inner superheroines come to life in the exclusive photography of My Geek Goddess, where you're truly among the geekiest of friends.
It takes a strong woman to suppress the sexual inclinations of a man and his erection, but if anyone can do it it's the Glam Bitches. Gussied up in latex catsuits, leather dresses, and the highest, skinniest heels available, these dominating vixens trample over the men who so desperately seek their approval, crushing their balls and bruising their egos all the way. Comfortably at home on Fetish Network, Glam Bitches aims to make the best of its uniquely abusive content, but it hasn't yet reached a satisfactory size, leaving fans wanting more, more, more.
They're young, they're fun, and they'll soon be smothered in cum! They're the flirtatious fillies of Total Teen Network and they're here to dazzle you with their amazing pornographic performances. Well, they'd like to, but Total Teen Network is far from the complete or perfect package. Promising HD content and delivering, well, some, this network (which, really, is a single site) relies heavily on its hot amateur models to win over new fans. Are you one such fan, willing to sacrifice a little convenience and clarity for your favorite budding starlets? Then, dear reader, let us continue into the heart of Total Teen Network.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!
C1R - officially known as Channel 1 Releasing - is the website of one of gay porn's most esteemed hardcore production entities. Presenting a huge archive of VOD DVD releases and a selection of free content available to those who join as Basic or Premium Members, there's no question that anyone staring at the C1R collection is spoilt for choice. Once you start adding up all the VOD minutes and membership upgrades you'll need to fully enjoy this huge site, however, C1R proves to be quite expensive and will no doubt be out of reach of many Mr. Pink's readers. Still, gay hardcore studios don't come more acclaimed and reputable than C1R, so, if anything, this site deserves a much closer look.