Sick of thick, veiny penises clogging up your porn and obscuring otherwise perfect views of the hottest pornstars in the business? Head on over and give Abigail a visit; XXX Abigail, that is. Playing host to an exclusive collection of hardcore lesbian scenes so hot and so moist they'll melt even the most fierce dedication to penile-penetration porn. With the likes of Adrianna Nicole, London Keyes, and Madison Ivy lining the model directory, there's no reason to suspect your $24.95 per month will go to waste. After all, if bodies like these, entwined in scenes of sapphic eroticism, don't appeal to you, you can take your yoghurt-spewing monster cocks and homoerotic double-penetration movies, my brother! Me, I'll have XXX Abigail and its roster of impeccably formed pornstar rug-munchers.
Nalgas Grandes translates to "large buttocks" and immediately tells you, its prospective member, everything you need to know about what this Culioneros site offers those willing to pay their way inside. However, with a small collection, no recent or impending updates, and a severe case of virtual neglect, Nalgas Grandes simply throws two dozen ass-tastic scenes online then leaves it at that - sort of a virtual cocktease by the hottest big-assed Latina in your favorite dive bar.
Colombians are stealing our porno ideas! Get this: Chiva Culiona is a site that operates out of Colombia and has guys driving a crazily decorated van around, picking up women, fucking them, then dumping them by the roadside. Sounds exactly like Bang Bus, right? Well, Chiva Culiona is (basically) the South American Bang Bus, but it lacks the content or the commitment to eclipse that North American pornographic institution. Can Chiva Culiona make a name for itself or will it forever remain in the shadow of its betters? I, Mr. Pink, your intrepid chronicler of Internet-age pornographic wonderment, aim to find out.
A young European woman, only recently sexually active, enters the office of a respected, if sleazy, middle-aged gynecologist, sits herself in the stirrup chair and waits, naked as the day she was born, for the examination to begin. The doctor walks in, barely says a word, the lunges at her, speculum in one hand, large needle-less syringe of what looks like milk in the other. No, it's not another psycho-sexual mind-fuck from director David Cronenberg, it's Exclusive Club, a site devoted to gynecological exploration and the joys thereof. Hosting an exclusive collection of investigative smut, Exclusive Club brings you the chance to see these babes' vaginas in all their moistened, hairless, engorged glory as the doctor spreads their lips and has them open up and say "Oh!"
You love pussy, right? And you consider yourself an expert in the fine art of pussy manipulation, I'm sure, but you certainly aren't going around filming yourself bringing women to orgasm with nothing but your hands and an appropriately-sized "marital aid". That's exactly what you'll find at Hands On Orgasms, though: a guy's hands working their magic on the clits, labia, and vulva of British women eager for sexual relief. It's a unique concept, yes, but Hands On Orgasms doesn't quite make the most of its intriguing setup and likely leaves members wishing those man hands would bugger off and let the girls take over.
It doesn't take a genius to create fairly compelling porno: you grab a hot girl, a guy with the necessary apparatus in working order, find somewhere for them to fuck and then just try not to lose focus. At Public Sex Adventures, though, the producers have gone above and beyond the call of pornographic duty and taken to the streets of Europe's most exciting cities to find women who not only stand out in a crowd, but would be willing to have their holes plugged… in a crowd. A wannabe exhibitionists dream come true, Public Sex Adventures is arousing, inspiring, and just plain fun.
Although it deals with a niche usually favored by the Japanese adult industry, UK site Splat Bukkake nevertheless aims to give you every blowbang, gangbang, and mass facial drenching scene you could possibly want. With slightly irregular updates and an archive that's still lingering around the 100-scene mark, Splat Bukkake isn't all it could be, but it's making a valiant effort, that's for sure.
Like ‘em horny and slutty? Like ‘em fiesty and bratty? Like ‘em from sunny ol’ England? Then Brat Sluts is for you, dude! Offering a selection of fresh-faced 18, 19, and early-twenties models who get all gussied up in playful, seductive costumes before stripping down to their bare flesh and enjoying a nice, wet wank, Brat Sluts is a site devoted to girls that won’t take no for an answer, whatever the question.
If you’ve got a thing for shemales but often find their generally unimpressive lower appendages a bit disappointing, head on over to Joey Silvera’s Evil Angel site, I Love Black Shemales. Filled wall-to-wall with, well, black shemales sucking, fucking, and stroking themselves off to orgasmic nirvana, I Love Black Shemales is a true original, a decidedly hardcore take on two of porn’s most undervalued niches: African American women and chicks-with-dicks.
Big-bootied babes have always held a special place in the hearts of heterosexual men. In the words of Mr. David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap, “The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin’.” Queen’s Brian May wrote that “fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.” Real Round Asses hopes to add to the pantheon of artistic achievements praising plump booties with a collection of hardcore porn scenes devoted to derrieres as thick and juicy as they are pert and perfectly formed. With promises of HD videos and the most beautiful asses in porn, however, Real Round Asses immediately sets itself a tough bar to reach. Can it indeed deliver? Read on with Mr. Pink’s and find out how this particular ass bounces.