Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
If there's one thing Katie Summers is good at, it's making her viewers fall head-over-heels in love and lust. A 23-year-old Texan whose incredible (if slightly artificially enhanced) body must be seen, preferably in action, to be believed, Katie throws herself into hardcore scenes and softcore photo shoots here on her official site, Club Katie Summers. With HD movies, high-res pictures, and Pornstar Platinum network access on the cards, anyone with a penchant for bubbly, busty Southern blondes would be mad to miss the chance to peek inside the world of Katie Summers.
Mandy Bright is a kinky woman and here on her appropriately titled 21Sextreme site, Mandy is Kinky, she dons a plethora of costumes, uses a wide variety of toys, and fucks both men and women with vim, vigor, and, on occasion, viciousness. Unfortunately, Mandy is Kinky hasn't seen any action in a number of years and now just sits there looking, well, rather worse for wear. Will Mandy return, and if so, will she be anywhere near as kinky as she once was? Mr. Pink aims to find out.
Meet Justine and Diana and their website of the exact same name, Justine and Diana. They're young German women with slender, sexy bodies and a wide ranging wardrobe of sultry, seductive outfits they'll be trying on and slowly removing for your erotic entertainment. Both Justine and Diana seem to be lovely young ladies, but I'm afraid they're not terribly exciting. Do they get more exciting once you peel back the covers of their official website? That's what Mr. Pink intends to find out. Wanna tag along?
You've been sitting on those scandalous 'n' sexy pics of your last fella for a while now and times are only getting tougher. The temptation to sell of your pornographic A/V assets to make a little extra bread and get revenge on your ex at the same time, well, it's pretty fucking intense right now, isn't it? If you follow the example set by the guys responsible for ExBF, Big Daddy's token "homemade" porn site, you'll send the ExBF crew your pics and vids and gain some notoriety in the process. If you're not bastard enough to sell out even your cheating, lying, thieving ex, you could always sign up for a membership and enjoy the fruits of others' labor. Hell, it's only thirty bucks a month and offers HD videos showing you how ravenous two guys can be when thrust together by love, fate, destiny, or just plain old lust.
When you find yourself becoming bored with today's triple-penetration, super-hardcore, spitting-slapping-choking porn, there's always the hits of the past. Turning back to the '60s, '70s, and '80s - with maybe a little '90s thrown in for good measure - is Hall of Fame Porn, a site from Emotion Porn Network that operates under a fairly simple premise: vote for your porno idols of yesteryear and we'll put 'em on online! Want more a supercock John Holmes? Christy Canyon's absorbing rack get you off? Get into Hall of Fame Porn and vote with your pecker!
Gloryhole scenes are found in just about every adult video market, whether kink, mainstream, or extremely fetishistic. Usually, though, the women doing the sucking are hot young things with relentless sexual energy. At Mature Gloryhole, however, it's the older generations of cumsluts that are dropping to their knees to deliver deep, slippery blowjobs. Taking facial after facial until they can barely see (even with their bifocals on), these 40-something, 50-something, and 60-something knob-gobblers make a great case for visiting your local gloryhole and asking the woman on the other not to bother if she's under forty. After all, experience is what really counts and nobody is more experienced at sucking dick than the wrinkled and wanton hussies of Mature Gloryhole.
African American (or "ebony") pornstars may be vastly outnumbered by white chicks, but that doesn't mean there isn't an astonishingly sexy young black babe waiting just around the corner to impress you with her exuberant sexuality and energetic performances. Rane Revere is one such woman; thick-assed and nicely curvaceous, Rane and her sumptuous brown skin, dark hair, and chocolate bud nipples will have you and your now-flaccid manhood standing to attention in no time at all. (As with many women, though, don't look too hard or you'll find plenty of troubling flaws.)
Those who remain unsatisfied with a nicely formed pair of C-cups and demand simply the biggest, fattest, most gargantuan breasts ever developed by human females should be quite pleased with Jug Ticket, a network of seven sites - Breast Safari, Busty Torture, Nature Breasts, Sporty Boobs, Sublime Boobs, Wacky Jugs, and Wet Natural Tits - that aims to smother you with so much mammarian flesh you'll never find yourself wishing those DDs were HHs again.
British Gals can be prim and proper and speak with an accent similar to that super-GILF Julie Andrews's, but they can also be nasty little minxes who'll stop at nothing to get their jollies. At the website of the same name, you'll find hundreds of girls stripping and posing in photo galleries that give you, the home viewer, unprecedented visual access to their pink and wobbly bits. And… oh, wait, that's it.